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1.  Gimmie an "R"
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at ...
Children (Young, Schoolboy, Hard, Time, Other, Were, Course, About, Help, Gave, Sentence, Practice, Home, Robert, Richard, Rabbit, Rare, Class, Later, Loud, Eyed, Many, Them, Already, Then, Dick, Poke, Side, Because, Bunny, Enough)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  An Excellent Costume Party Idea
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail
through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was g...
Sex (Mailman, Last, Mail, Through, Weather, Same, When, First, House, Route, Whole, Family, There, Sent, With, Gift, Envelope, Second, They, Fine, Third, Terrific, Fourth, Door, Beautiful, Woman, Negligee, Took, Hand, Bedroom, Where, Blew, Mind, Most, Passionate, Love, Enough, Went)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  Blonde...Hair Up
Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Blonde (Wear, Their, Hair, Catch, Everything, That, Goes, Over)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  Caught In The Act
A wife comes home after a shopping trip, and she's horrified to see her husband in bed with a young woman.

She's about to storm out of the house, and the husband says "But I can explain...
Male (Wife, Home, Shopping, Trip, Husband, With, Young, Woman, About, Storm, House, Explain, Dear, This, Poor, Creature, Road, Ride, Said, Hungry, Brought, Some, Your, Leftover, Roast, Were, Worn, Gave, Pair, That, Wear, Because, They, Style, Cold, Birthday, Sweater, Never, Suit, Then, Just)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  Yo Mama's So Skinny
Yo' mama so skinny, she swallowed a marble and looked nine months pregnant!
Yo Mama (Skinny, Marble, Nine, Pregnant)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, your father takes her to work each day just so he won't have to kiss her goodbye!
Yo Mama (Ugly, Your, Father, Work, Each, Just, Have, Kiss, Goodbye)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  Dirtbag
Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

A: The dirtbag is on the inside of a vacuum cleaner!
Vacuum (What, Between, Harley, Davidson, Vacuum, Inside)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  Harvard Lightbulb
How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.
College (Many, Harvard, Take, Screw, Still, World, Around)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, the photographer charged her for a family photo!
Yo Mama (Family, Photo)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale an it said one at a time
Yo Mama (Scale, Said, Time)
 
 
 
 
 
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