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1. Caught In The Act
A wife comes home after a shopping trip, and she's horrified to see her husband in bed with a young woman.
She's about to storm out of the house, and the husband says "But I can explain...
Male (Wife, Home, Shopping, Trip, Husband, With, Young, Woman, About, Storm, House, Explain, Dear, This, Poor, Creature, Road, Ride, Said, Hungry, Brought, Some, Your, Leftover, Roast, Were, Worn, Gave, Pair, That, Wear, Because, They, Style, Cold, Birthday, Sweater, Never, Suit, Then, Just) | 10
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2. Yo mama is like a brick...
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.
Yo Mama (Like, Brick, Flat, Both, Laid) | 10
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3. Gimmie an "R"
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at ...
Children (Young, Schoolboy, Hard, Time, Other, Were, Course, About, Help, Gave, Sentence, Practice, Home, Robert, Richard, Rabbit, Rare, Class, Later, Loud, Eyed, Many, Them, Already, Then, Dick, Poke, Side, Because, Bunny, Enough) | 10
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4. Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo Mama (That, Every, Time, Around, They, Throw, Welcome, Back, Party) | 10
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5. An Excellent Costume Party Idea
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail
through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was g...
Sex (Mailman, Last, Mail, Through, Weather, Same, When, First, House, Route, Whole, Family, There, Sent, With, Gift, Envelope, Second, They, Fine, Third, Terrific, Fourth, Door, Beautiful, Woman, Negligee, Took, Hand, Bedroom, Where, Blew, Mind, Most, Passionate, Love, Enough, Went) | 10
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6. "Tell me a bedtime story."
"Fuck you."
"That's my favourite."
Sex (Tell, Bedtime, Story, That) | 10
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7. What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?
What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?
Depends on whether you'd rather be screwed of fingered.
Sex (What, Would, Rather, Light, Bulb, Ball, Whether) | 9
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8. Fish Smoking
What does a fish smoke?
Sea weed
Animals (What, Fish, Smoke, Weed) | 9
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9. Dad will never say
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirt...
Parent (Never, Hear, Well, Bout, That, Lost, Like, Have, Stop, Know, Pumpkin, Thirteen, Ready, Your, Certain, Attitude, Here, Credit, Card, Keys, Crazy, What, Mean, Play, Football, Figure, Good, Enough, Your, Mother, Away, Weekend, Might, Want, Consider, Party, What, Wrong, With, Those, Hickey) | 8
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10. Out Of College
You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Your potted plants stay alive.
Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
College (Know, What, Time, Bell, Your, Stay, Alive, Twin, Absurd, Keep, More, Food, Than, Beer, Fridge, Have, Your, Credit, Card, Bill, Haven, Seen, Soap, Opera, Over, Year, File, Hear, Song, Work, Carry, Umbrella, Marry, Divorce, Instead, Hook, Break, Start, Weather, Channel, Baseball, Wardrobe) | 8
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