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1. Caught In The Act
A wife comes home after a shopping trip, and she's horrified to see her husband in bed with a young woman.
She's about to storm out of the house, and the husband says "But I can explain...
Male (Wife, Home, Shopping, Trip, Husband, With, Young, Woman, About, Storm, House, Explain, Dear, This, Poor, Creature, Road, Ride, Said, Hungry, Brought, Some, Your, Leftover, Roast, Were, Worn, Gave, Pair, That, Wear, Because, They, Style, Cold, Birthday, Sweater, Never, Suit, Then, Just) | 10
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2. Yo mama is like a brick...
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.
Yo Mama (Like, Brick, Flat, Both, Laid) | 10
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3. Gimmie an "R"
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at ...
Children (Young, Schoolboy, Hard, Time, Other, Were, Course, About, Help, Gave, Sentence, Practice, Home, Robert, Richard, Rabbit, Rare, Class, Later, Loud, Eyed, Many, Them, Already, Then, Dick, Poke, Side, Because, Bunny, Enough) | 10
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4. Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo Mama (That, Every, Time, Around, They, Throw, Welcome, Back, Party) | 10
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5. An Excellent Costume Party Idea
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail
through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was g...
Sex (Mailman, Last, Mail, Through, Weather, Same, When, First, House, Route, Whole, Family, There, Sent, With, Gift, Envelope, Second, They, Fine, Third, Terrific, Fourth, Door, Beautiful, Woman, Negligee, Took, Hand, Bedroom, Where, Blew, Mind, Most, Passionate, Love, Enough, Went) | 10
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6. "Tell me a bedtime story."
"Fuck you."
"That's my favourite."
Sex (Tell, Bedtime, Story, That) | 10
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7. Funny Sports Quotes
1992 Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record:
"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just
can't figure out where else to pla...
Sport (Williams, Orlando, Magic, General, Team, Record, Home, Road, Just, Figure, Where, Else, Play, Shelby, Metcalf, Basketball, Coach, Texas, What, Told, Four, Like, Much, Time, Subject, Veteran, Spartan, Regimen, Heavyweight, Andrew, Clock, Tommy, Mexican, Born, Fernando, Might, Settle) | 10
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8. Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted, “There's those missing jelly rolls!”
Yo Mama (Shop, They, There, Those, Jelly) | 10
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9. Yo mama's...Curb
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo Mama (Small, That, Curb) | 10
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10. Yo mama's so ugly
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.
Yo Mama (Ugly, When, Born, Fight, Broke, Delivery, Room, There, Brawl, Over, Slap, First) | 10
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