http://joke.joetoe.com The largest collection of jokes. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:05:56 CET http://joke.joetoe.com en http://joke.joetoe.com/joke/29613_very%2Ccouple%2Celegant%2Ccelebrate%2Ctheir%2Cwedding%2Canniversary%2Cforward%2Cwife%2Cdear%2Cthere%2Csomething%2Cthat%2Cmust%2Calways%2Ctenth%2Cchild%2Cnever%2Cquite%2Clike%2Crest%2Cchildren%2Cwant%2Cassure%2Cthese%2Chave%2Cbeen%2Cmost%2Cwonderful%2Cexperience%2Ccould%2Cyour%2Canswer%2Ccannot%2Ctake%2Caway%2Cknow.html http://joke.joetoe.com/joke/29613_very%2Ccouple%2Celegant%2Ccelebrate%2Ctheir%2Cwedding%2Canniversary%2Cforward%2Cwife%2Cdear%2Cthere%2Csomething%2Cthat%2Cmust%2Calways%2Ctenth%2Cchild%2Cnever%2Cquite%2Clike%2Crest%2Cchildren%2Cwant%2Cassure%2Cthese%2Chave%2Cbeen%2Cmost%2Cwonderful%2Cexperience%2Ccould%2Cyour%2Canswer%2Ccannot%2Ctake%2Caway%2Cknow.html Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:05:56 CET Joke@JoeToe http://joke.joetoe.com/joke/29613_very%2Ccouple%2Celegant%2Ccelebrate%2Ctheir%2Cwedding%2Canniversary%2Cforward%2Cwife%2Cdear%2Cthere%2Csomething%2Cthat%2Cmust%2Calways%2Ctenth%2Cchild%2Cnever%2Cquite%2Clike%2Crest%2Cchildren%2Cwant%2Cassure%2Cthese%2Chave%2Cbeen%2Cmost%2Cwonderful%2Cexperience%2Ccould%2Cyour%2Canswer%2Ccannot%2Ctake%2Caway%2Cknow.html A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."

The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"

Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says: "You."

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The frog says "Oh thank Goodness, some one finally rescues me. I am beautiful princess, and if you kiss me I will turn into a Princess, and I will do anything your heart desires." The to old men look at each other, and the one with the frog puts it in his pocket and starts walking down the road again. The other guy says "Hey, aren't you going to kiss the frog?" And the other old man says, "No, at my age I would rather have a talking frog."

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]]> http://joke.joetoe.com/joke/2743_short%2Cover%2Cskittle%2Ccurb%2Cdied%2Cimpact.html http://joke.joetoe.com/joke/8229_face%2Ctold.html http://joke.joetoe.com/joke/8229_face%2Ctold.html Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:05:56 CET Joke@JoeToe http://joke.joetoe.com/joke/8229_face%2Ctold.html Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to lie to her.

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reads:
Dear Wife (that's what he called her):

I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel
with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.

When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as
follows:

Dear Husband (that's what she called him):

I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the
Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy.

You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many
more times than 54 goes into 18.

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The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Your turn!!"

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The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.



Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.



The girl started to laugh and reached over to hug her mother saying, "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm
dating a woman!"

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