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1. Following Doctor's Orders
Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?
Patient: I sure did. The bottle said "keep...
Medical (Patient, Been, Month, Since, Last, Visit, Still, Feel, Doctor, Follow, Medicine, Gave, Sure, Bottle, Said, Keep) | -
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2. Mandarin
What is better than eating a mandarin?
Eating a mandarout.
(What, Than, Mandarin) | -
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3. Tales from the Shire
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker
her to at local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other
waits outside. Once the door c...
Sex (Walk, Into, Where, Them, Barfly, They, Local, Motel, First, Goes, Room, While, Other, Once, Door, Strange, Through, Second, Simply, Shook, Head, Manhood) | -
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4. Heaven Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy, today, why don't you let me show you around?"
The gu...
Religion (Goes, Heaven, Slow, Peter, Upon, Entrance, Test, Very, Busy, Today, Show, Around, This, Great, Idea, Offer, Golf, Course, Room, Library, Observation, Cafeteria, They, Come, Huge, Full, What, With, These, Everyone, Earth, Clock, That, Much, Time, Left, When, Person, Gates, Sense, Some) | -
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5. Tarazan Having Sex
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him wha...
Male (Jane, Tarzan, Jungle, Very, During, About, Life, What, That, What, Said, Hole, Trunk, Tree, Have, Wrong, Will, Show, Took, Laid, Down, Ground, Spread, Here, Must, Here, Loincloth, Then, Gave, Almighty, Kick, Crotch, Around, Agony, Several, Gasp, Hell, Always, Check) | -
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6. What is the range of a Viola?
As far as you can kick it.
Viola (What, Range, Viola, Kick) | -
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7. - rabbi joke - female convert to Judaism
There was a Christian woman who was seeking to convert to Judaism to please her Jewish husband. She was following a rabbi's instructions in a long process.
The rabbi asked her to go into a...
Rabbi (There, Christian, Woman, Convert, Judaism, Please, Jewish, Husband, Rabbi, Long, Process, Into, Dunk, Head, Finish, Conversion, With, Just, Went, Beauty, Hair, Done, Permit, Cost, There, Without, Minute, Your, However, Still, Have) | -
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8. A secretary, who works in an office with my daughter's friend,
Commented at lunch that it was such a shame that the spice
girls couldn't stay together considering they are sisters and a...
Music (Secretary, Office, With, Daughter, Friend, Lunch, That, Such, Shame, Spice, Stay, Together, They, There, Then, Someone, Told, Said, Course, Have, Same, Last, Name, Been, Dumb, Spice) | -
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9. Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
Cause she's been laid all over the country.
Men And Women (Sorority, Girl, Like, Railroad, Cause, Been, Laid, Over, Country) | -
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10. The Aging Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The o...
Animals (Young, Went, Home, Legendary, Tell, Most, Experience, Said, Once, Bengal, India, Narrow, Path, Faithful, Native, Behind, Tiger, Have, Seen, Onto, Front, Weapon, Only, Find, Fled, Leapt, Toward, With, Mighty, Myself, Under, Those, Anyone, Would, Done, Same, Then, Just, When) | -
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