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1. A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Got
any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day,...
Animal World (Duck, Into, General, Store, Fresh, Fruit, Have, Only, Next, Told, Yesterday, Come, Back, Tomorrow, Same, Question, Nail, Your, Floor) | -
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2. Reasons Santa Can't Be a Man
Men can't pack a bag.
Men wouldn't be caught dead wearing red velvet.
Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.
M...
Men And Women (Pack, Caught, Dead, Velvet, Would, Feel, Their, Seen, With, Those, Elves, Answer, Mail, Allow, Physique, Even, Jest, Anything, Jelly, Somebody, Them, Thing, Inhibit, Pick, Women, Being, Responsible, Christmas, Require) | -
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3. Why did Michael Jackson call "Boys to Men"?
He thought it was a delivery service.
Michael Jackson (Michael, Jackson, Call, Thought, Delivery, Service) | -
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4. An air bag.
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.
blonde (What, Call, Blond, Mother) | -
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5. Hillary's aides haven't killed her yet.
Q: What's the difference between Hillary & Liberace?
A: Hillary's aides haven't killed her yet.
Clinton (What, Between, Aides, Haven) | -
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6. Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an
Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a
coffee house.
Over Cappuccino and Viennese pastries, she sudden...
Historical Stuff (Sigmund, Freud, Into, Afternoon, Meet, Best, Friend, Coffee, House, Over, Viennese, Burst, Share, What, Wrong, Just, Terrible, Today, Doctor, Told, Love, With, Father, Know, Married) | -
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7. In His Image
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No y...
Religion (Middle, Woman, Heart, Attack, Taken, Hospital, While, Table, Near, Death, Experience, Time, Said, Have, Live, Upon, This, Stay, Face, Lift, Tuck, Even, Someone, Change, Since, Much, More, Might, Most, From, While, Street, Home, Front, Thought, Pull, Path, That) | -
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8. Lucky Frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he he...
Room (Work, Second, Hole, When, Frog, Sitting, Next, Green, Nothing, About, Shoot, Iron, Around, Anyone, Again, Prove, Wrong, Club, Away, Iron, Boom, From, That, Must, Lucky, Lucky, Take, With, What, Think, Wood, Hole, Know, What, Best, Game, Golf, Life, Where, They, Roulette, Upon, Roulette) | -
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9. Forest Wishes
Bear and the rabbit were walking through the forest having an argument. They came across a genie who said they were each allowed three wishes. As the bear was bigger, the genie said he could have h...
Rabbit (Bear, Rabbit, Were, Through, Forest, Argument, They, Came, Across, Genie, Said, They, Each, Three, Bear, Could, Have, Wish, First, Though, About, Foot, Penis, Which, What, Would, Like, Helmet, This, Then, Second, Female, Meet, Clock, Tonight, Mind, Women, Party, Then, With, Round, What) | -
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10. Big apartment in NYC
A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in
the countryside.
Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of chicken feed, so he went
down t...
Redneck (Just, From, Farm, Countryside, Just, Chicken, Feed, Went, Down, Nearest, Store, Good, Hour, Drive, Away, Some, Have, None, Prove, Want, Eaten, Nothing, Getting, Sick, Clerk, With, Gave, Took, Back, Forth, Once, Again, This, Time, Here, Drove, Home, Next, Food, Once, About, Same, Case) | -
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