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1. Get On The Bus
A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet.
''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks.
''I'm riding a bus,'' his cous...
Sex (Home, From, Work, Wife, Cousin, Closet, What, Hell, That, Stupid, Thing) | -
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2. Good, Bad, Worse
Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The...
Children (Good, Your, Children, With, Each, Other, Worse, Your, Wife, Getting, Husband, Home, Quickie, Caught, With, Sister) | -
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3. What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"
What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"
Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube
That (What, Goes, Click, That, Wonder, Cube) | -
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4. Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."
Little Johnny: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the a...
Children (Johnny, Give, Sentence, With, Little, Always, Right, Ninth, Alphabet) | -
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5. - Justice must be done
Cohen went into the showroom of his factory one Sunday and found the model taking all the money out of the safe.
"I'm going to send for the police."
"Please Mr Cohen don't send ...
Blue-ish Jewish (Cohen, Went, Into, Showroom, Factory, Sunday, Found, Model, Money, Safe, Send, Police, Please, Were, Must, Please, Anything, Anything, Down, Where, There, That, Take, Your, Tried, Three, Hour, Finish, Love, Good, Have) | -
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6. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to put information into a computer once.
Blonde (What, Between, Blonde, Only, Have, Information, Into, Once) | -
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7. Tell the whole truth
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense.
"You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?"
The client replied that he did.
Lawyer (Dewey, Client, About, Testify, Must, Swear, Tell, Complete, Truth, That, Then, Lawyer, Then, Know, What, Will, Happen, Back, Said, Imagine, Side) | -
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8. The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but
his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm
sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the rece...
At Work (Crusty, Partner, Away, Firm, Kept, Speak, With, Sorry, Dead, Standard, Answer, Began, Always, Same, Voice, Junior, Just, Like, Hear) | -
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9. Big Family
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. C...
Children (Flight, Meet, Father, Latest, Military, Mother, Main, Base, Germany, With, Eight, Under, Many, Area, Young, Official, Entourage, Said, These, Children, This, Luggage, Belong, Sigh, They, Mine, Agent, Began, Have, Contraband, Illegal, Your, Possession, Those, Would, Them) | 8
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10. One day on the first day of school
One day on the first day of school, a teacher was taking attendance and
noticed that many students of hers were missing.....a few minutes' passes and
Tony walks in. The teacher Miss Rose ...
Sex (First, School, That, Many, Were, Tony, Miss, Rose, Where, Been, Strawberry, Hill, Okay, Happen, Again, Then, Drew, Strawberry, Mike, Wonder, What, There, Business, Accident, Something, Later, Little, Girl, Have, Goes, Hill) | -
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