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Category: Yo Mama
1.  Afraid to Cough
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall.



The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall"?


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(This, Drug, Store, Find, Against, Wall, Clerk, What, With, That, Over, There, Well, Came, Here, Something, Cough, Syrup, Gave, Entire, Bottle, Laxative, Idiot, Treat, Course, Look, Afraid)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  Yo mama is a fatty
Yo mama is soo fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
(When, Wore, High, Struck)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, fat is a compliment!
(Compliment)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  Yo mama's...Fat
Your Mama is so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.
(Your, Once, Stuck, Between, North, South, Pole)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
(Stupid, Watch)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  Yo Mamma So Old
Yo mamma so old that her birth certificate is in roman numerals.
(Mamma, That, Birth, Certificate, Roman)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up to salute the day the sun runs to hide.
(Ugly, When, Salute, Hide)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  Surfing USA
Yo mama is so fat, after your parents have sex, your dad has to hit her in the belly to ride the waves out.
(Your, Have, Belly, Ride)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a needle stack!
(Stupid, Find, Needle, Stack)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to find the “11” button so she could dial 911!
(Stupid, That, Tried, Find, Button, Could, Dial)
 
 
 
 
 
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