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1. Yo Mama's So Country
Yo' mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!
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2. Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex
Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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3. Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency
Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
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4. Yo Mama's So Disgusting
Yo mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she's gotta fart!
(That, Every, Time, Over) | -
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5. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down.
(Your, Teeth, Yellow, When, Start, Slow, Down) | -
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6. Hi-Steppin' Mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
(When, Tail, Change, Name, Beaver) | -
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7. Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama is so stupid, she went to the movies and the sign said, "Under 17 not admitted," so she went home to get 16 friends.
(Stupid, Went, Sign, Said, Under, Admitted, Home) | -
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8. Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps in the ocean with a blue swimsuit on the whales start singing "We Are Family".
(When, Ocean, With, Blue, Swimsuit, Start, Family) | -
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9. Yo mama's So Old
Yo' mama so old, her social security number is two!
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10. Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks up, it starts to rain.
(Ugly, That, When, Rain) | -
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