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1. Tyson On Trial
Judge: Mr. Tyson, with all of the trouble you currently are in, why did you
toss that television across the room?
Tyson: "Well, your honor . . . I was watching one of my boxing match...
(Judge, Tyson, With, Trouble, Toss, That, Television, Across, Room, Well, Your, Just, Throw, Fight) | -
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2. Atlanta Man in New York
A man from Atlanta moved to New York.
As he wandered the streets he stopped at an antique shop and decided to go in. On looking around he noticed a very strange looking bronze cat which ...
(From, Atlanta, York, Antique, Shop, Around, Very, Strange, Bronze, Which, Bronze, Story, Curious, Salesman, Explain, Well, Said, Just, Like, Story, Take, Very, Well, Will, Back, Left, With, Pocket, Down, Street, Heard, Sound, There, Were, Couple, Further, More, Follow, Brooklyn, Bridge) | -
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3. Mike Tyson One-Liners
Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off. He obviously misunderstood.
Good thing he didn't say two.
Evander after the fight: "Maybe I shouldn't have told him to 'Bite Me'."
(Tyson, Told, Mike, Take, Year, Good, Thing, Fight, Maybe, Have, Bite, Football, Team, Tampa, Third, Between, Held, They, Term, Instead, Will, Gogh, Beat, More, Blow, Bite, This, Real, Meal, Before, Piece, Advice, Iron, Bite, Heavyweight, Chomp, World) | -
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4. The elephant
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle, so the Elephants decided to
challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the
Elephants beating the Ants ten goals t...
(Sunday, Afternoon, Jungle, Challenge, Game, Soccer, Well, With, When, Possession, Star, Ball, Goal, Left, Back, Came, Elephant, Trod, Little, Referee, What, Hell, Think, Call, That, Another, Well, Mean, Kill, Just, Trip) | -
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5. Canucky
Why do Canadians do it doggie-style?
So they don't miss the hockey game.
(Style, They, Miss, Hockey, Game) | -
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6. What Women Want
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be
respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held.
What Men Want: Tickets for the World Series."
(What, Women, Want, Just, Held, World, Series) | -
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7. When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?
When he's hanging by his teeth.
(When, Mountain, Call, Help, Teeth) | -
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8. Top 10 - golf tips
Top 10 Suggestions For Men While Playing Golf or Using A Urinal
10. Back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. A...
(While, Golf, Back, Straight, Bent, Feet, Shoulder, Width, Apart, Form, Loose, Grip, Keep, Your, Head, Down, Avoid, Quick, Quiet, Please, While, Take, Their, Shot, Stay, Water, Anyone, Long, Ahead, Stare, Address, Suggestion, Golf, Urinal, Those, Extra) | -
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9. A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yards
right down the middle.
When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler and
the ball went sideways into the woods. He was angr...
(Drive, First, Hole, Down, Middle, When, Came, However, Ball, Went, Into, Woods, Angry, Very, Hard, Which, Tree, Back, Straight, Temple, Gates, Peter, Book, Said, Were, Correct, Then, Long, Here) | -
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10. The Dallas Possums
"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums?"
"No, why?"
Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
(Hear, They, Dallas, Because, Play, Dead, Home, Road) | -
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