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1. Best golfers
Dave had tried to be particularly careful about his language, as he played
golf with his preacher. But on the twelfth hole, when he twice failed to hit out
of a sand trap, he lost his res...
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2. When you kick off
Over breakfast one morning, a little boy kept staring intently at his
grandfather. '1s anything the matter, son?' the old man asked.
'No, Gramps. I was just wondering what position you pl...
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3. Just so long
`I don't care about results!' said an Irish team manager being interviewed on
television. 'Just so long as our team wins!'
(Care, About, Said, Irish, Team, Being, Television, Just, Long) | -
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4. Top ten reasons why the Dallas Cowboys lost to San Francisco
10. Afraid to play in Super Bowl against anyone but the Bills.
9. Distracted by delicious smell of barbecue coming from John Madden's announce booth.
8. Trying to make one of Marv Alber...
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5. Top Ten Signs You're Not Watching A Real Baseball
10. You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes
earlier.
9. Everytime a player slides into second, he busts his hip.
8. They keep shouting "Do over!"
7....
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6. Dallas Cowboys version of the Macarena
Do you know how to do the Dallas Cowboys version of the Macarena?
Stand a foot away from a wall.
Place one hand on the wall, and then the other.
Spead one leg, then the ot...
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7. Mike Tyson
One night after the big fight Mike Tyson was a bit depressed so he decided to
get a prostitute to cheer him up. After the act, they were laying in bed having
a smoke. The prostitute said,...
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8. Top 10 - golf tips
Top 10 Suggestions For Men While Playing Golf or Using A Urinal
10. Back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. A...
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9. Practice
Q: What do you call parachuting lawyers?
A: Skeet.
(What, Call, Skeet) | -
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10. It has been determined that having sex before participating
in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not
impair the athlete's performance. In fact, men have known
and disp...
(Been, That, Before, Athletic, Such, Marathon, Race, Athlete, Performance, Fact, Have, This, They, Their) | -
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