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1. Old Trafford
Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with
Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
(What, Saturday, Afternoon, Common, With, Prison, They, Both, Full) | -
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2. Olympics
Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop
souvenirs and autographs.
The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack
(Three, Sneak, Into, Olympic, Village, Atlanta, Scoop, First, Watch, Registration, Table, There, Crack, System, That, Scam, Burly, Athlete, Angus, Scotland, Attendant, Very, Good, Here, Packet, Complete, With, Hotel, Keys, Meal, Other, Information, Small, Tree, Sapling, Chuck, Canada) | -
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3. In The Rough
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky-diver?
A bad golfer goes WHACK! "Dang it!"
A bad sky-diver goes "Dang it!" WHACK!
(What, Between, Goes, Whack, Dang) | -
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4. Iron mike
Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!
(Iron, Bite, Tyson, Heavyweight, Chomp, World) | -
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5. Unfaithful Wives
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under ...
(Paddy, First, Friend, Think, Wife, Affair, With, Electrician, Other, Came, Home, Found, Wire, Under, They, Mine, Second, Wrench, Horse, Both, Look, Utter, Serious, Jockey) | -
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6. Why the bad plays?
A true story, according to the LA Times.....
Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"
Wilkins replied, "I don...
(True, Story, Coach, Frank, Utah, Jazz, Forward, Jeff, Wilkins, Your, Play, Apathy, Know, Care) | -
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7. Learning her lessons
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are
hitting from the ladies' tee.
the ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hi...
(Foursome, When, Another, Hitting, From, Their, Time, Last, Ready, Ball, About, Feet, Goes, Over, Guess, Those, Took, This, Winter, Help, Should, Have, Been, Golf, Instead) | -
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8. Weight Control
Weight Control
Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per
hour they consume.
Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75
(Weight, Guide, Calorie, They, Consume, Around, Bush, Walls, Your, Pride, Buck, Weight, Luck, Nail, Head, Through, Paperwork, Over, Bandwagon, Crow, Horn, Success, Fuel, Fire, Which, Want, Foot, Mouth, Ball, Edge) | -
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9. Camping Tips
* When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep
the campsites on either side vacant.
* Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his fav...
(When, Public, Campground, Tuba, Your, Picnic, Table, Will, Keep, Either, Side, Vacant, Even, With, Bear, Food, Stump, Apart, Made, Into, High, Beef, Jerky, Them, Over, Open, Fire, Fish, Never, Inhale, Rock, Feet, Warm, Almost, Well, Cheese, Between, Best, Parks, Mountain, Steer, Clear) | -
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10. Jets fans, beware
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, 'No pets
allowed.' The man replied, 'This is a special dog.
Turn on the Jets game and you'll see.' The bartender, anxious to s...
(Into, With, Bartender, This, Special, Turn, Game, Anxious, What, Will, Happen, Watch, Whenever, Score, Keep, Field, Flipping, That, There, What, When, Touchdown, Know, Only) | -
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