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1. Condom Size Tester
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk?
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the...
(Goes, Into, Drugstore, What, Size, Clerk, Know, Sophie, Aisle, Over, Crotch, Medium, Another, Sent, Large, High, School, Never, Done, This, Before, What, Clean) | -
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2. The Mailbox
A man moved into a new apartment, and he decided to go and check his mail. The next thing he knows, a beautiful woman is standing in front of him and she has a robe on and she opens it and the man ...
(Into, Check, Mail, Next, Thing, Beautiful, Woman, Front, Robe, Nothing, Keep, Contact, With, Girl, While, Sudden, Hear, Someone, When, They, Fall, Ground, Which, Part, Body, Like, Best, Your, Look, This, Perfect, These, Real, Mine, Butt, Hard, Firm, Well, Because, Person, Heard) | -
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3. Keeping In Under The Kilt
In Scotland, the most
important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to
purchase and wear his first kilt.
A couple of weeks before,
his importan...
(Scotland, Time, Young, When, Wear, First, Couple, Weeks, Before, Important, Birthday, Went, Tailor, Shop, Found, Material, Took, Said, Like, With, This, Here, Mind, Make, Pair, Hear, Might, Drafty, Call, Order, Later, Back, Here, Five, Left, Over, Want, Take, Home, Keep, Case, Anything) | -
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4. Homosexual
Why do homosexuals like Cheney And Dubya?
Cause gay men like Dick and lesbians love Bush.
(Like, Cheney, Cause, Dick, Love, Bush) | -
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5. The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother
and comfort her. When she asked how her g...
(That, Grandfather, Just, Away, Katie, Grandparent, House, Visit, Year, Comfort, When, Died, Grandmother, Heart, Attack, While, Were, Love, Sunday, Told, People, Would, Trouble, Dear, Granny, Many, Best, Time, When, Church, Ring, Right, Rhythm, Nice, Slow, Even, Nothing, Strenuous) | -
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6. There was a young girl called Anna,
Who was rather good with a spanner.
A boy gave her a knock,
So she grabbed his big cock,
And he now has a whole different manner!
...
(There, Young, Girl, Anna, Rather, Good, With, Gave, Knock, Cock, Whole, Different, Sent, Louise) | -
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7. Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?
If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
(Hair, Straight, Would, Poke, Your) | -
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8. Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifer
takes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence and get's her head
stuck. The two cowboys get over to the fence...
(Cattle, When, Sudden, Goes, Wild, Heifer, Into, Fence, Over, This, Good, Pass, Horse, This, Least, When, Partner, Some, Hell, That, Pretty, Down, Head) | -
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9. What's a real mate?
Q: What's a real mate?
A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one
Â
.when he returns.
(What, Real, Mate, Someone, Into, Town, Head, When) | -
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10. West Virginia
Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
(West, Virginia, Only, Have, Week, Because, They, Need, Their, Other, Three) | -
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