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1. A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies
when his toupee slides off. As he's groping around for it, his hand goes
between her legs, up under her skirt, ...
(Middle, Date, Heavy, When, Around, Hand, Goes, Between, Under, Skirt, That, Part, Mine, Side) | -
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2. Father and Son
A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, “Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.” The boy said, “Dad, I'm over here.”
(With, Himself, Bathtub, When, Father, Said, Stop, That, Blind, Over, Here) | -
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3. Bingo
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo.
(What, Hundred) | -
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4. Nice dick!
Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything
else?
A. Nice dick!
(What, Will, Clear, Room, Than, Anything, Else, Nice, Dick) | -
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5. Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" yells the Congressman.
"It's this abortion bill, Mr. Condit. What do you want to do abou...
(Gary, From, Desk, Aides, Approach, What, Congressman, This, Bill, Want, About, Aide, Just, Ahead) | -
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6. Condom Brands
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
McDonalds C...
(Just, Macintosh, More, Less, That, Simple, California, Next, Billion, Satisfaction) | -
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7. A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother
wants to show her
daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open
up and talk about...
(Mother, Daughter, Sitting, Down, Over, Afternoon, Show, That, Parent, Open, Talk, About, What, Like, Have, Getting, Intimate, With, Young, Daughter, Know, Always, Insensitive, Never, Care, Intimacy, Stuff, Trust, Think, Important, These, Forget, Once, Remember, Believe, Their, Your) | -
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8. A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were
getting ready to go out on dates. The first
beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm
here to pick up Betty. We're going for
(Beautiful, Were, Getting, Ready, First, Beau, Came, Door, Said, Eddie, Here, Pick, Betty, Spaghetti, Second, Take, Show, Third, Hello, Name, Chuck, Shot) | -
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9. If the blind can read your face.
Q. How can you tell if you have acne?
A. If the blind can read your face.
(Tell, Have, Blind, Read, Your, Face) | -
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10. Frosty
Q. Why was Frosty smiling?
A. He saw the snowblower coming.
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