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1. Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex
life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half
way thru a fence, with its butt facing ...
(Sitting, Rural, Area, Their, Lack, Life, Window, Across, Road, Sheep, Stuck, Half, Fence, With, Butt, Tavern, Drunk, Sure, That, Were, Marilyn, Monroe, Other, Just, Wish, Dark) | -
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2. Midgets Rock Las Vegas
Two midgets on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers and take 'em out for a night on the town. After cocktails and gambling, they all head back to their hotel room at the MGM Grand.
Howeve...
(Bender, Hire, Take, Night, Town, They, Head, Back, Their, Hotel, Room, Grand, However, Quite, Turn, Since, Much, Drink, Make, Worse, Listen, Other, Over, Again, Next, First, Midget, That, Suck, Soft, Think, Said, Even, Onto) | -
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3. A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the
road when they
saw a well-dressed and attractive looking woman walking ahead of them.
One of the men
...
(Concert, Were, Down, Road, When, They, Well, Woman, Ahead, Them, Other, Said, Give, Spend, Night, With, Their, Surprise, Remark, Round, Take, That, Good, Appearance, Nice, Body, Bidding, Companion, Back, Went, Straight, Rest, Money, Like, Those, Next, Receive, Court, Defendant, Lawsuit) | -
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4. The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. His daughters were tired of having the same...
(Since, Bush, Into, Trouble, With, President, Them, About, Alcohol, Were, Same, Conversation, Week, They, Said, Okay, Daddy, Already, Never, Getting, Very, Upset, Young, That, Dirty, Four, Word, Home) | -
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5. It's Not Genetics
Why can't Chinese couples have white babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
(Chinese, Have, White, Because, Make) | -
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6. 69
I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
(Grandma, Tried, Said, Have, Done, That, Could, Screw, Night) | -
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7. 10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the ope...
(They, Always, Wear, Have, Great, Stamina, Find, Never, Miss, Target, Know, Their, Wood, Long, When, Play, Rough, Because, Baseball, Only) | -
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8. The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
(Between, Death, Alone, Nobody) | -
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9. Push it aside and keep on eating...
Q. What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A. Push it aside and keep on eating...
(What, Parsley, Hair, Have, Common, Push, Aside, Keep) | -
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10. Terrible Headaches
Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to
getting older. The first guy said "Women have all the luck when it comes to
getting older."
"What do y...
(Were, Sitting, Park, When, Subject, Getting, First, Said, Women, Have, Luck, What, Mean, Second, Well, Remember, Last, Time, Wife, Than, That, Buddy, Almost, Every, Night, Before, These, Terrible, Headache) | -
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