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21. Hell on your head
A lawyer died and was sent to hell for his numerous misdeeds. Satan decided to
give him a guided tour and let him choose the room he wanted to stay in for all
eternity.
The first roo...
(Lawyer, Died, Sent, Hell, Numerous, Satan, Give, Tour, Choose, Room, Stay, Eternity, First, Brought, Full, People, Their, Four, Feet, That, Such, Were, Next, Second, Filled, With, Lost, Sharp, Said, Sensitive, Cold, Could, Spend, This, Then, Final, This, Upright, Dung, Coffee, Although) | -
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22. Heaven Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy, today, why don't you let me show you around?"
The gu...
(Goes, Heaven, Slow, Peter, Upon, Entrance, Test, Very, Busy, Today, Show, Around, This, Great, Idea, Offer, Golf, Course, Room, Library, Observation, Cafeteria, They, Come, Huge, Full, What, With, These, Everyone, Earth, Clock, That, Much, Time, Left, When, Person, Gates, Sense, Some) | -
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23. What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness
with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????
Someone who comes to your door and tells *you* to fuck off!
(What, When, Cross, Hell, Motorcycle, Gang, Member, Someone, Your, Door) | -
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24. "Honk If You Love Jesus" Bumper Sticker
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a
HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back
bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. ...
(Other, Went, Local, Religious, Book, Store, Where, Love, Jesus, Bought, Glad, What, Light, Busy, Just, Lost, Lord, Notice, That, That, Found, People, Love, Jesus, Honk, Like, Crazy, Must, Lord, Soon, Window, Christ, Loud, Could, Football, Game, With, Christ, Everyone, Else, Those, There) | -
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25. Wheres god?
There two boys and they live in a small little town in virginia. These two
boys are especially bad and are always in trouble. after the two boys got cought
for steeling one day there moth...
(There, They, Live, Small, Little, Town, Virginia, These, Always, Trouble, There, Sent, Them, Talk, Priest, Went, Pastor, Child, Come, Well, Young, Believe, Shyly, Said, Know, Where, Look, Face, Again, Back, Told, Last, Time, That, Room, Brother, Wrong, Were, Deal, Thing, Done) | -
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26. The three nuns and the thief
A thief had been arrested for robbery and was thrown in jail, the next morning
he escaped. "I got to lose these prison clothes," The thief said so he strips
down and leaves his clothes in...
(Thief, Been, Robbery, Thrown, Jail, Next, Lose, These, Prison, Said, Down, Trash, Local, Park, Three, Very, Into, Damn, First, Cock, Stick, Ground, Come, Over, Here, Look, What, This, Machine, Gave, Second, Dick, From, Praise, Lord, Jesus, Find, Something, Give, Third, Their, Nothing, Left) | -
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27. God Takes a Vacation
God was tired and worn out. So he spoke to St. Peter.
"You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?"
St. Peter, thinking, nodded h...
(Worn, Spoke, Peter, Know, Need, Where, Should, Head, Then, Said, About, Jupiter, Nice, Warm, There, This, Time, Year, Shook, Before, Much, That, Back, Well, Mercury, Face, Down, Earth, Your, Kidding, Thousand, Went, Affair, With, Some, Jewish, Girl, They, Still) | -
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28. In The Closet
Every time timmy's mom had her boyfriend over, she put timmy in the closet
with his teddy bear.
one day, hearing her husband coming up the stairs, she quickly shoved her
boyfrie...
(Every, Time, Boyfriend, Over, Closet, With, Teddy, Bear, Husband, Mighty, Dark, Here, Said, Sure, Want, Fifty, Crazy, Scream, Money, Next, Grandmother, Came, Visit, That, Grandson, Candy, Cream, Comic, Where, Those, Tell, Well, Have, Confession, Priest, Grandma, Church, Gloomy, Booth) | -
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29. The preacher is dying
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entere...
(Dying, Sent, Message, Lawyer, Both, Church, Come, Home, When, They, Were, Bedroom, Room, Held, Them, Each, Side, Their, Time, Said, Anything, Both, That, Would, With, During, Final, They, Also, Never, Given, Either, Many, Long, About, Greed, Avaricious, Made, Squirm, Strength, Then, Jesus) | -
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30. Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?
A nun in a car accident.
(Black, White, Over, Accident) | -
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