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1. Pink Floyd
The three remaining members of Pink Floyd get in a car wreck and all three die. They are standing in front of the Pearly Gates when St. Peter comes up and says, ''Oh, Hi guys! We've been expecting ...
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2. The two priests
Two priests were taking a piss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks
down and see a nicotine patch on the other guy's dick. He says "I'm not really a
rocket scientist or anythin...
(Were, Piss, Priest, Down, Nicotine, Patch, Other, Dick, Rocket, Scientist, Anything, That, Your, Goes, Fine) | -
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3. a jewish temple is looking for a
A Jewish temple is looking for a way to get the congregation to go to temple on Saturdays.
When one of the presidents of the congregation was at a comedy show, he saw a hypnotist.
He thou...
(Jewish, Temple, When, Comedy, Show, Thought, These, People, Could, Into, Sure, Enough, Next, Time, Whole, Perform, Said, Then, Watch, Took, Weeks, Clean) | -
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4. Barbie's Christmas Beau
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a...
(Little, Girl, Line, Santa, When, Turn, What, Would, Like, Bring, Christmas, Want, Moment, Thought, With, Said) | -
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5. Methodist vs. Baptist
Q: What is the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?
A: A Methodist will at lest say "Hi" to you in a liquor store.
(What, Between, Methodist, Baptist, Will, Lest, Liquor, Store) | -
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6. A Jewish Parrot
Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother.
The first said, "I ...
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7. SAYINGS OF BIBLICAL MOTHERS
* "Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been!"
* "David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice
your harp. We pay good money for thos...
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8. The Bible for Dummies
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN: 1. Parish information read only during the homily. 2. Catholic
air conditioning. 3. Your receipt for attending Mass.
...
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9. Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it
was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the
preacher knocked several times....
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10. POPE AND QUEEN OF ENGLAND
The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and
Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords - the crowd is huge -
thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness ...
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