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1. Oh, God, No
Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.
"I'm thirsty, "said the first."I'm going to go get myself a Coke." So he got
out of the boat, walked across the water, and came back with h...
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2. A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.
The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in
his book. He...
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3. Act Of God
The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved ...
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4. An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asks the President i...
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5. Cold Day in Hell
A new arrival in Hell was
brought before the devil.
The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock
pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humid...
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6. I AM
A black preacher and a white preacher went on a hillside to find out if God was black or white. The white preacher askes, "God, are you black or white"? God responds, "I Am that I Am". The white pr...
(Black, White, Went, Hillside, Find, That, Were, Would, Have, Said) | -
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7. After giving a sermon
The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a fe...
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8. Lift Off
Yo mama so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits.
(Even, Lift) | -
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9. What are the pictures?
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls.
When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby u...
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10. Erin Go Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the
woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
What type of bra?" asked the clerk?
"...
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