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21. Ways to Tell if a Computer Belongs to a Redneck
· The monitor is up on blocks.
· Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
· The six front keys have rotted out.
· The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
· ...
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22. You might be a redneck if... tooth
You've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
(Lost, Tooth, Beer, Bottle) | -
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23. Taxidermist
This guy walks into a bar down in Georgia and orders a Grape Nephi. Surprised,
the bartender looks around and says, "You isn't from around here. Where you
from, boy?"
The guy says, "...
(This, Into, Down, Georgia, Grape, Bartender, Around, From, Here, Where, Pennsylvania, What, Taxidermist, What, Hell, Mount, Dead, Whole) | -
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24. You're a redneck ... the only tailored items
You're a redneck if .... The only tailored items in your wardrobe are your
bowling ball and your bed sheet.
(Redneck, Only, Your, Wardrobe, Ball, Sheet) | -
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25. Cletus's Christmas
You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cookies and milk.
(Might, Redneck, Give, Santa, Three, Cold, Instead, Milk) | -
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26. Pump Kin
You might be a redneck if...
...the Jack-O-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you!
(Might, Redneck, Jack, Lantern, Your, Porch, More, Teeth, Than) | -
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27. You're a redneck ... your idea of a
You're a redneck if.... Your idea of a 7-course meal is a bucket of KFC and a
six-pack.
(Redneck, Your, Idea, Course, Meal, Bucket, Pack) | -
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28. You might be a redneck if... kike
You've ever been kicked out of the KIKE for being a "bigot".
(Been, Being, Bigot) | -
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29. Poetry Contest
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained...
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30. Jesus and the Redneck
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the
waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus sitting ove...
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