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1. Last thing a redneck says
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey guys watch this.
(What, Last, Thing, Redneck, Before, Watch, This) | -
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2. You Might Be a Redneck if...
You might be a redneck if you pee in the pool...
off of the highdive!
(Might, Redneck, Pool) | -
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3. You're a redneck ... you need one more
You're a redneck if.... You need one more hole punched in your card to get a
freebie at the House of Tattoos.
(Redneck, Need, More, Hole, Your, Card, House) | -
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4. Redneck Grandma
You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling “Come look before I flush it!”
(Might, Redneck, Your, Grandma, Goes, Bathroom, Come, Look, Before, Flush) | -
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5. Jesus and the Redneck
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the
waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus sitting ove...
(Irishman, Wheel, Chair, Restaurant, Afternoon, Waitress, Coffee, Across, That, Jesus, Sitting, Over, There, Told, Give, Next, Patron, Come, Englishman, With, Back, Booth, Down, Also, Again, Said, Third, Into, Redneck, Sweet, About, Getting, Cold, Glass, Leave, Your, Felt, Strength) | -
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6. Duck Hunting
A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger walks up,
"Afternoon sir", the ranger says, "You got an Alabama duck hunting license"?
"Yes I do", the redneck replies.
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(Duck, Alabama, When, Park, Afternoon, Redneck, Finger, Lick, Then, Sorry, This, From, Georgia, Another, With, Same, Well, Mississippi, Good, Well, Dang, Where, Around, Tell, Buddy) | -
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7. Redneck Baseball
You might be a redneck if it takes two twinkies, a beer and your sister to get to second base.
(Might, Redneck, Beer, Your, Sister, Second, Base) | -
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8. Pretty Woman in West Virginia
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
A tourist.
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9. You're a redneck ... you've been too drunk
You're a redneck if.... You've been too drunk to fish.
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10. You're a redneck ... you think the stock
You're a redneck if .... You think the stock market is a place to buy hogs.
(Redneck, Think, Stock, Market, Place) | -
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