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1. You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail
You might be a redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick!
(Might, Redneck, Clean, Your, With, Stick) | -
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2. Beer Translations
1. "You get this round and the next round is on me." I'll be leaving before
the next round.
2. "I'll get this round and the next one is on you." Happy hour is about to
end. Beers are...
(This, Round, Next, Before, Happy, Hour, About, Dollar, They, Where, That, Friend, Have, Interest, Except, Your, Into, Position, Glass, White, Female, Easy, Male, Body, Shot, Even, Drink, Lick, Wild, Imagine, What, Ride, Home, Feel, Well, More, Attention, Than, Horny, Haven, Bought, Almost) | -
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3. You might be a Redneck if..
You have hot flashes at a cattle auction.
(Have, Cattle, Auction) | -
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4. You're a redneck ... you go to a
You're a redneck if.... You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
(Redneck, Party, Haircut) | -
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5. Double Shot of Redneckness
You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find three cars.
You might be a redneck if you think the first four words of the national anthem are, ''Gentlemen start your engines''.
(Might, Redneck, Your, Grass, Find, Three, Think, First, Four, Anthem, Gentlemen, Start) | -
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6. Duck Hunting
A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger walks up,
"Afternoon sir", the ranger says, "You got an Alabama duck hunting license"?
"Yes I do", the redneck replies.
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(Duck, Alabama, When, Park, Afternoon, Redneck, Finger, Lick, Then, Sorry, This, From, Georgia, Another, With, Same, Well, Mississippi, Good, Well, Dang, Where, Around, Tell, Buddy) | -
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7. Tooth
You know you're a redneck when you have an assigned day to wear the family tooth.
(Know, Redneck, When, Have, Wear, Family, Tooth) | -
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8. A man traveling down a country road
A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle
covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a
farmer leaning on a fence. "Think...
(Down, Country, Road, Stop, Before, Giant, Puddle, Entire, Side, Fence, Think, Safe, Cross, Reckon, Drove, Fact, Deep, That, Roll, Window, Swim, Back, Surface, Head, Broke, Said, Thought, Could, Drive, Through, This, Well, Shoot, Only, Come, Chest, High, House, With, Hand, Full, Chicken) | -
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9. You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...
· You have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all".
· Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
· You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
· At least one w...
(Have, Heard, Phrase, Force, With, Robe, Camouflage, Your, Light, Open, Bottle, Light, Least, Wing, Describe, Taste, Land, Yard, Worst, Part, Time, Deborah, Yourself, Another, Beer, Wait, Commercial, Father, Said, Shoot, Come, Over, Dark, Side, Hoot, Unit, Self, Electro, Shock, Barbecue) | -
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10. If a couple living together for two years in the state of Tennessee decide to relocate to the state of West Virginia, where they get married, have three children over a seven year period, and then ...
(Couple, Together, State, Tennessee, Decide, West, Virginia, Where, They, Married, Have, Three, Children, Over, Seven, Year, Period, Then, Divorce, Back, Thereafter, Still, Referred, Brother, Sister) | -
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