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1. Redneck At The Restaurant
The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, torn jeans, a dirty leather jacket, with long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard full of old cr...
(Five, Star, Elegant, Restaurant, Muddy, Torn, Dirty, Leather, Jacket, With, Long, Stringy, Hair, Beard, Full, Food, Right, Said, Where, Your, Down, Hall, Turn, Left, When, Sign, Gentlemen, Attention, Inside) | -
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2. Dearest Redneck Son
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper
that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your ...
(This, Slow, Because, Know, Read, Fast, Live, Where, When, Left, Home, Your, Newspaper, That, Most, Happen, Within, Miles, Your, Able, Send, Address, Last, Family, Here, Took, House, They, Have, Change, Their, This, Place, Even, Machine, Sure, Well, Though, Last, Week, Load, Chain, Haven) | -
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3. You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song
You might be a redneck if you high school fight song was ''Dueling Banjos!''
(Might, Redneck, High, School, Fight, Song) | -
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4. You're a redneck ... you prefer to walk
You're a redneck if .... You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans
rather than hem them.
(Redneck, Prefer, Walk, Excess, Length, Your, Rather, Than, Them) | -
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5. Insults
-- She's uglier than homemade soap.
-- Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scale to be weighed, it
said 'To be continued.'
-- He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every bra...
(Than, Homemade, Soap, Your, When, Scale, Said, Continued, Fell, Ugly, Tree, Every, Branch, Down, Lard, Bucket, Full, Still, Dead, Always, Bless, Heart, Example, Door, Knob) | -
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6. You're a redneck ... you ever took a
You're a redneck if.... You ever took a six-pack to a job interview.
(Redneck, Took, Pack) | -
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7. 32 Rednecks
Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
(What, Call, Room, Full, Teeth) | -
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8. Cajun's wife
One Cajun is working on his boat. Two other Cajuns came up and said,
"Boudreaux! We got some good news an' some bad news for' you."
Boudreaux said, "Oh! Give me dat bad news foist."
(Cajun, Boat, Other, Came, Said, Some, Good, Give, Foist, Just, Come, Down, From, Bayou, Wife, Face, Dead, Terrible, Watt, Over, Dozen, Blue, Again) | -
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9. You're a redneck ... your riches relative invites
You're a redneck if.... Your riches relative invites you over to his new home
to help remove the wheels and install the skirt.
(Redneck, Your, Over, Home, Help, Install, Skirt) | -
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10. You might be a redneck if... women
You honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive
tongue gestures.
(Honest, Think, Women, Animal, Seductive, Tongue) | -
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