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11. Matzo Balls
When Ariel Sharon came to Washington for meetings with George W. and
for a state dinner, Laura Bush decided to bring in a special Kosher chef
and offer a truly Jewish meal.
At ...
(When, Sharon, Came, Washington, With, George, State, Laura, Bush, Bring, Special, Kosher, Offer, Truly, Jewish, Meal, That, Night, First, Course, Ball, Soup, This, What, Aide, Such, Gross, Strange, Brew, Will, Cause, Trouble, Sheep, Arab, Spoon, Into, Piece, Some, Broth, Then, Grin, Face) | -
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12. Nice Woman
A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to
go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going
to be married. He tells his mo...
(Young, Home, Jewish, Mother, That, Back, Into, Closet, Because, Wonderful, Girl, They, Married, Sure, Will, Since, Lifestyle, Been, Very, Indeed, Suppose, Would, Much, Hope, Only, From, Wealthy, Beverly, Family, What, Name, Monica, There, Long, Pause, Then, Nice, Catholic, Were, Last) | -
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13. Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and
one of my sisters, ...
(Dear, Crack, Jersey, Been, Virus, Live, Suburb, Philadelphia, Married, Transvestite, Father, Mother, Have, Dependent, Other, City, Parole, Life, Sentence, Attica, Murder, Teenage, Brother, Being, Held, Wellington, Remand, Three, Children, Become, Marry, Thai, Prostitute, Bronx) | -
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14. Learn to speak German
A friend of mine is an officer in the naval reserve.
A few weeks ago, He was attending a conference that included admirals in both
the US and the French navies. At a cocktail reception, m...
(Friend, Mine, Naval, Reserve, Weeks, Conference, That, Both, French, Cocktail, Reception, Found, Himself, Small, Group, Admiral, From, Each, Whereas, Many, Only, English, Then, Have, Speak, These, Rather, Than, Without, Even, American, Maybe, Because, Learn, German, Became, Silent) | -
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15. We'll taste your food
There are now rumors that the Taliban has been poisoning the food we have
been dropping. We should make a deal with the people of Afghanistan. We'll taste
your food, you check our mail.
(There, That, Been, Food, Have, Dropping, Should, Make, Deal, With, People, Afghanistan, Taste, Your, Check, Mail) | -
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16. Dinner with Bill and Hillary
Bill and Hillary Clinton went out to dinner and when the waiter came to take
their order, he asked Hillary how she wanted her steak, she replied, "medium."
Then the waiter said, "how abou...
(Bill, Clinton, Went, When, Came, Take, Their, Order, Steak, Medium, Then, Said, About, Your, Vegetable, Himself) | -
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17. Green Egg On His Face
(A way to explain the Clinton situation to your kids)
The Bubba of Scuz
And the Bimbo of Loo,
were sharing a pizza
with nothing to do.
They sat and they talked,
(Explain, Clinton, Your, Were, Nothing, They, They, Although, Little, Said, Instead, Which, Cannot, Never, Polite, Whether, Done, Night, Loyalty, Scout, Meant, That, With, Breed, Thought, Best, Good, Trouble, Keep, Seat, Would, Take, Chance, Been, Glade, Where, Shade, Last, Responsible) | -
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18. Dr. Seuss goes to Washington
I am Starr. Starr I are.
I'm a brilliant barri-star.
I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see,
Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath h...
(Starr, Brilliant, Star, Here, Soon, Grope, Miss, Your, House, Beneath, Blouse, Give, Were, That, There, Anywhere, Chair, Went, Near, Giant, Hair, Join, Even, Mile, High, Club, Force, Stow, Smile, Flirt, Peek, Skirt, Tell, Girl, When, Upon, Testify, That, Gone, Like, Will, Answer, More, Fact) | -
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19. The Boston Globe reported
The Boston Globe reported today that Monica Lewinsky, depressed after the
media comments about her figure, and wanting a new image, reported to a plastic
surgeon for removal of her love h...
(Boston, Globe, Today, That, Monica, Depressed, Media, About, Figure, Image, Plastic, Surgeon, Removal, Love, Later, With) | -
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20. Monica's Diary
Entry 1
Dear Diary,
I'm so excited! Just got a job as an intern at the White House.... and I don't
know a thing about medicine. Don't even know what my duties are yet, but I hope
(Entry, Dear, Diary, Just, Intern, White, House, Know, Thing, About, Medicine, Even, What, Hope, Position, Believe, This, Into, Oval, Office, When, Then, Down, Guess, President, Said, Must, That, Psychic, Think, Today, Find, Them, Have, Been, Sent, Stupid, Pentagon, Work, Such, Drag, Like) | -
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