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Category: Political
1.  Souvenirs
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the
steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his
trip -- a live razorback. At t...

(President, Clinton, From, Campaign, Stop, Arkansas, Board, Force, Under, Each, Souvenir, Trip, Live, Razorback, Guard, Marine, Sergeant, Crisp, Salute, Back, Sergeant, Full, Very, Nice, These, These, Sorry, This, Chelsea, Good, Trade, Very)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  Bill Clinton doll
Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll?
You pull a little ring and it NEVER tells the same story twice!

(Have, Heard, About, Bill, Clinton, Doll, Pull, Little, Ring, Never, Same, Story, Twice)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  What's Your IQ?
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink
and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversatio...

(Popular, Robotic, Bartender, Came, Drink, Robot, What, Your, Make, Conversation, About, Astronomy, Insurance, Thought, This, Cool, Another, Football, Baseball, Himself, This, Third, Into, With, Then, Said, What, Democratic, Party, These)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  In Russia
A man is fishing when a submarine emerges right in front of him. the captain
pops his head out and asks:
- pray you, good man, tell us, where are we?
- get the f*** out of here, you m...

(When, Right, Front, Captain, Head, Pray, Good, Tell, Where, Here, Butt, Fish, Away, Your, Mother, Father, Gentlemen, Russia)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  A Democrat High In The Air
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet hi...

(Woman, Balloon, Lost, Altitude, Boat, Below, Excuse, Help, Friend, Would, Meet, Hour, Know, Where, Feet, Above, Ground, Level, North, Latitude, West, Longitude, Said, Must, Republican, Well, Everything, Told, Correct, Have, Idea, What, Make, Your, Information, Still, Been, Much)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  School Kids
A teacher asks her class 'What is an tragedy?' A boy says 'Is it when my mum
runs me over?' The teacher says 'No, thats an accident.' The boy says 'is it
when a bus full of people goes ov...

(Class, What, Tragedy, When, Over, Accident, Full, People, Goes, Cliff, Great, Loss, Well, Must, George, Bush, Being, Laden, Done, Work, That)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  Headlines of the Paper
I read the newspaper today, and boy is those headlines are looking worse and
worse and worse. Why, yesterday, I couldn't believe my eyes! I could hardly
bring myself to read the darn thin...

(Read, Newspaper, Today, Those, Worse, Yesterday, Believe, Could, Bring, Myself, Darn, Sigh, Guess, Time, Good, Pair)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  Bastard
Clinton walks out into his garden one day and in the snow he says "bastard" written in piss. He is so outraged he goes into the oval office and calls the CIA and FBI to tell them to find out who di...
(Clinton, Into, Garden, Snow, Bastard, Written, Piss, Goes, Oval, Office, Tell, Them, Find, This, Horrible, Thing, They, Investigate, When, Return, Well, Bill, Worse, Which, Would, Like, Hear, First, What, Agent, Gore, Aghast, That, Dirty, Good, Bitch)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  Give an example of tragedy
Winston Peters is visiting a school.
In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a
"tragedy". One little boy stands up and offersthat, "if my best friend who l...

(Winston, Peters, School, Class, Anyone, Give, Example, Tragedy, Little, Best, Friend, Next, Door, Street, When, Came, Along, That, Would, That, Accident, Girl, Hand, Fifty, Children, Drove, Cliff, Everyone, Afraid, What, Call, Great, Loss, Room, Silent, None, Other, Volunteer, What)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  Push the button
Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about
being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?

John F. Kennedy

(Which, President, Marijuana, With, Nude, While, About, Being, Push, Button, Case, Nuclear, Attack, John, Kennedy)
 
 
 
 
 
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