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Category: Political
1.  Nobody likes Bill Clinton
Abraham Lincoln, Bill Clinton, and George Washington were all on an airplane
looking out the door. George Washington says, " I'm going to make somebody
happy" then throws a $20 out of the...

(Abraham, Lincoln, Bill, Clinton, George, Washington, Were, Airplane, Door, Make, Somebody, Happy, Then, Plane, People, Everybody)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  Janet and Hillary
First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of
those girl to girl talks............
Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with ...

(First, Lady, Clinton, Attorney, General, Janet, Were, Those, Girl, Lucky, That, Have, With, Bill, There, Where, Last, Just, Because, Correct, Ugly, Mean, Fight, Sexual, Well, Deal, Problem, Whenever, Feel, Getting, Ready, Make, Pass, Might, Squeeze, Night, Already, When, Could, Hear)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  A Marine colonel on his way
A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt
in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.
Nothing's even moving."
<...

(Marine, Colonel, Home, From, Work, Pentagon, Came, Dead, Halt, Traffic, Thought, Himself, This, Worse, Than, Usual, Nothing, Even, Police, Back, Forth, Between, Down, Window, Excuse, What, Hold, President, Just, Depressed, About, Thing, Motorcade, Middle, Douse, Gasoline, Fire, Family)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  Federal Bureau of Investigation
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Crime Lab 2A-3356N, Wash DC
DNA Test Results: Clinton, William Jefferson

Dear Mr. Starr:
The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone...

(Federal, Bureau, Wash, Test, Clinton, William, Jefferson, Dear, Starr, Test, Dress, Came, Back, Inconclusive, Everyone, Arkansas, Same, Sorry)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  HIV virus
Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in New Jersey ..
... who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents
live in a suburb of Philadelphia, is married to a transvestit...

(Dear, Crack, Jersey, Been, Virus, Live, Suburb, Philadelphia, Married, Transvestite, Father, Mother, Have, Marijuana, Dependent, Other, Parole, Life, Sentence, Still, Part, Time, Girl, Brothel, There, Hope, Open, With, Would, Team, Although, Prefer, Them, Prostitute, Themselves)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  Oz
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Newt Gengrich were on their way to meet the wizard
of OZ.
When they met Al Gore asked for a brain, Newt asked for a heart, and Bill
asked "where's Dorothy?"

(Bill, Clinton, Gore, Newt, Were, Their, Meet, Wizard, When, They, Brain, Heart, Where, Dorothy)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  A tribute to Bill Clinton to the tune of "Can
Twas a night during crisis and
Bill's feelin' a bit ill,
He hopes Congress will swallow all his B.S.
He gave them their fill.

Ken Starr has informed
every person on eart...

(Night, During, Crisis, Bill, Congress, Will, Swallow, Gave, Them, Their, Fill, Starr, Every, Person, Earth, Know, Except, Girth, Sexual, More, With, Dignity, Want, Trust, That, Think, Hope, They, Bust, Impossible, Prosecute, Gone, There, Left, Shoot, Country, There, Thread, Also, China)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  Summer Intern
To the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease"

Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast."

Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast."

Bill: "Met a girl, cr...

(Tune, Summer, From, Grease, Bill, Intern, Blast, Monica, White, House, Fast, Girl, Crazy, Down, Away, Those, Summer, Committee, Well, Well, Tell, More, Tell, Linda, Trip, Remember, Your, Best, Kenneth, Star, Dress, Screw, Cramp, Sexy, Damp, Gave, Head, Right, House, Said, Just, Mouth, Like)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  Dr. Seuss goes to Washington
I am Starr. Starr I are.
I'm a brilliant barri-star.
I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see,
Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath h...

(Starr, Brilliant, Star, Here, Soon, Grope, Miss, Your, House, Beneath, Blouse, Give, Were, That, There, Anywhere, Chair, Went, Near, Giant, Hair, Join, Even, Mile, High, Club, Force, Stow, Smile, Flirt, Peek, Skirt, Tell, Girl, When, Upon, Testify, That, Gone, Like, Will, Answer, More, Fact)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  Men Are Like Wine
Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and
it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark
until they mature into something you'd want to have with
dinner.

(Like, Fine, Wine, They, Start, Your, Stomp, Them, Keep, Dark, Until, They, Mature, Into, Something, Want, Have, With)
 
 
 
 
 
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