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1. Get Out Saddam!
One evening Saddam decides to visit his most intelligent wife, opens the bedroom door, and finds her studying. "Ah," he says, "she must be studying for that history exam." So he strolls through the...
(Visit, Most, Intelligent, Wife, Bedroom, Door, Must, That, History, Exam, Through, Palace, Best, Cook, This, Large, Bird, Name, Allah, Kitchen, Staff, Next, Time, Then, Instead, Furious, Harem, What, What, Your, Stupid, Turkey, First, Camel, Town) | -
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2. Nicknames For The President's Pecker
The White House Staff His Tiny Advisor The Nuclear Button The Executive Branch
The Little Pollster His Soft Contribution His Pocket Veto The Secret Servicer
The Presidential Caucus LITTLE...
(White, House, Staff, Tiny, Advisor, Nuclear, Button, Executive, Branch, Little, Pollster, Soft, Contribution, Pocket, Veto, Secret, Presidential, Caucus, Little, Rock, College, Intern, Ramming, System, Lincoln, Room, Womb, Broom, Over, Billion, Erect, Power, Pole, Probe, Servant) | -
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3. Possible Titles for Monica's Autobiography
* "I Suck At My Job"
* "What Really Goes Down In The White House"
* "How I Blew It In Washington"
* "Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President"
* "C...
(Suck, What, Goes, Down, White, House, Blew, Washington, Work, Hard, Find, Side, President, Clear, Present, Rule, Back, Gore, Podium, Girl, Secret, Harass, Story, Bill, Clinton, Deep, Inside, Oval, Office, Congressional, Study, Intern, Chief, Staff, Command, Next, Beat, Cabinet, Mouth) | -
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4. A man and a woman are driving...
A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the
same time. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and
yells, "PIG! ".
The man immediately leans ou...
(Woman, Down, Same, Road, Time, They, Pass, Each, Other, Window, Fist, Back, Witch, They, Continue, Their, Next, Into, That, Middle, Only, Would, Listen) | -
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5. HIV virus
Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in New Jersey ..
... who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents
live in a suburb of Philadelphia, is married to a transvestit...
(Dear, Crack, Jersey, Been, Virus, Live, Suburb, Philadelphia, Married, Transvestite, Father, Mother, Have, Marijuana, Dependent, Other, Parole, Life, Sentence, Still, Part, Time, Girl, Brothel, There, Hope, Open, With, Would, Team, Although, Prefer, Them, Prostitute, Themselves) | -
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6. Suicide
A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was
a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic
had come to a halt. He saw a...
(Marine, Home, From, Pentagon, That, There, More, Traffic, Than, Normal, Further, Road, Come, Halt, Policeman, What, Wrong, Said, Crisis, Clinton, Very, Upset, Have, Million, Family, Douse, Himself, Gasoline, Start, Fire, Marine, Feel, Sorry, President, Much, Well, Right, Only, Many) | -
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7. Gentle Reminders
·After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured
1,000, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down
and punished.
·After the 1995 b...
(World, Trade, Which, President, Clinton, That, Those, Responsible, Would, Down, Saudi, Arabia, Five, Military, Personnel, Africa, Cole, Sailor, Maybe, Kept, Promise, More, Than, People, York, Pennsylvania, Washington, Dead, Alive, Today) | -
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8. Politically Correct
"POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS"
Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.
Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.
Serial Killer: Person with difficult-to-me...
(Correct, Dirty, Individual, Serial, Person, With, Difficult, Meet, Lazy, Deficient, Fail, Achieve, Bald, Clumsy, Body, Alive, Worst, Least, Best, Wrong, Ugly, Different, Short, Dead, Vagrant, Drunk, Pregnant, Ignorant, Knowledge, Possessor) | -
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9. Iraqis On Star Trek
The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN was walking down the hallway and bumped into President Bush.
Hoping to break the ice with an innocuous comment, the ambassador quickly said, "Respectfully, sir. I...
(Iraqi, Ambassador, Down, Hallway, Into, President, Bush, Break, With, Innocuous, Comment, Ambassador, Said, Have, Question, About, What, Seen, America, Help, Explain, Please, Know, Little, Girl, This, Show, Star, Trek, Scotty, Scottish, There, Back, Because, Place, Future) | -
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10. Little old lady
this little old lady calls 911. when the operator answers she yells, "help,
send the police to my house right away! there's a damn democrat on my front
porch and he's playing with himself...
(This, Little, Lady, When, Help, Send, Police, House, Right, Away, There, Damn, Democrat, Front, Porch, With, Himself, What, Said, Weird, Know, Afraid, Please, Well, Because, Fool, Republican, Somebody) | -
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