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11. Poor Couple
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.''
The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you tak...
(Poor, Woman, Down, Their, Room, Said, Your, Coat, Sweetie, With, Heat) | -
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12. Death, Death, Death!
Two guys meet in heaven, and are chatting about how they died. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy says he died of a heart attack.
"How did that happen?" asks the fi...
(Meet, Heaven, Chatting, About, They, Died, First, Froze, Death, Second, Heart, Attack, That, Happen, Well, Came, Home, Thought, Heard, Wife, Another, When, Went, Inside, Find, Anybody, Stricken, With, Such, Remorse, Spot, Fridge, Both, Alive, Right) | -
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13. Men and Diapers
Why are men like diapers?
They are always on my ass and full of shit - thank goodness they're disposable!
(Like, They, Always, Full, Thank, They, Disposable) | -
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14. Daddy's math
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
" Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
" Good. What comes after three."
"? Four", answers the boy.
" What comes ...
(Little, Johnny, Said, Father, Taught, Good, What, Three, Four, Seven, Very, Good, Your, Jack) | -
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15. Woman Who Has Everything
What do you give the woman who has everything?
My phone number.
(What, Give, Woman, Everything, Phone) | -
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16. Fingers
A man was working with an electric saw when he accidentally sawed off all ten fingers. He quicky rushed to the emergency room. The doctor there told him, “Give me the fingers and I'll see wha...
(With, Electric, When, Room, Doctor, There, Told, Give, What, Have, What, Said, Should, Brought, Them, Could, Done, Like, Stuff, Back, Good, Pick) | -
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17. Daily Timings
10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral sex
10:10 Big breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:15 Oral sex
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(Wake, Oral, Drive, Coast, With, Gorgeous, Babe, Enormous, Play, Drink, Beer, Meet, Claudia, Huge, More, Full, Down, Gorilla, Sleep) | -
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18. Men and Batteries
Q: What's the difference between men and batteries?
A: Batteries have a positive side.
(What, Between, Have, Positive, Side) | -
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19. The Perfect Wife
What is the perfect wife?
A good-looking, sex-starved chef who owns a liquor store.
(What, Perfect, Wife, Good, Chef, Liquor, Store) | -
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20. Green up
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of
her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom
done in white!"
C...
(Mckenzie, Corbett, Contractor, Through, Second, Floor, House, Show, What, Paint, Like, Bathroom, Done, White, Over, Window, Green, Want, Bedroom, Blue, Continued, Woman, Should, Beige, Again, Will, Stop, That, Every, Time, Give, Shout, What, Devil, Mean, Real, Sorry, Three, Oklahoma) | -
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