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1. Womens breasts
Q: Why do women have breasts?
A: So men will talk to them.
(Women, Have, Will, Talk, Them) | -
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2. Tampon Shopping
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him.
He answers that he looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She ...
(Into, Pharmacy, Down, Salesgirl, Help, That, Wife, Correct, Aisle, Later, Huge, Cotton, Thought, Were, Your, Like, This, Yesterday, Sent, Store, Carton, Came, Home, With, Tobacco, Some, Paper, Figure, Have, Roll) | -
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3. Toilet Paper and Men
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I don't know, it's never happened!
(Many, Take, Change, Roll, Toilet, Paper, Know, Never) | -
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4. Fingers
A man was working with an electric saw when he accidentally sawed off all ten fingers. He quicky rushed to the emergency room. The doctor there told him, “Give me the fingers and I'll see wha...
(With, Electric, When, Room, Doctor, There, Told, Give, What, Have, What, Said, Should, Brought, Them, Could, Done, Like, Stuff, Back, Good, Pick) | -
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5. Men like diapers
Q: Why are men like diapers?
a: Because there always on your ass and usually full of s***.
(Like, Because, There, Always, Your, Full) | -
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6. Guy flirting
This old couple walks into the bar, and the husband goes over and starts
flirting with some young women. And the bartender says to the wife,
"Doesn't it bother you that your husband is al...
(This, Couple, Into, Husband, Goes, Over, With, Some, Young, Women, Bartender, Wife, That, Your, Always, Around, Here, Mean, Chase, They, Know, Drive) | -
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7. Desert Island Rescue
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like y...
(Desert, Island, Beautiful, Girl, Shore, Happy, Girl, Like, Been, Here, Long, Time, Since, Cigarette, With, This, Information, Slot, Suit, Thank, Much, Tell, Drink, Little, With, Flask, Miracle, Front, Then, Around, Golf, There) | -
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8. Octogenarian Barroom Chat
Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, ''If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, ''Chinese.''
She...
(People, Woman, Went, Meal, Where, Would, Take, Chinese, What, Order, Full, Night, What, Wear, Just) | -
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9. The Butcher's Wife
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
“Meat Patty.”
(Introduce, Wife, Meat, Patty) | -
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10. P.M.S.
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light ...
(Many, Women, With, Take, Screw, Light, Bulb, Know, Only, Because, Else, This, House, Change, They, Even, Would, Dark, Three, Before, They, Once, Able, Find, Despite, Fact, That, Been, Same, Cupboard, Past, Seventeen, Some, Miracle, Found, Later, Chair, Across, Over, Stand, Stupid, Still) | -
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