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1. Is it in?
Q: How do you get a macho guy to stop calling "it" The Whopper, My Bazooka,
and The Thunder Rod?
A: Ask, "Is it in?"
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2. Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip
guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers
and invites him in. "Carrie's...
(Spring, Bobby, Goes, Pick, Date, Pretty, With, When, Front, Door, Girl, Father, Carrie, Ready, Have, Seat, What, They, Planning, That, Will, Just, Soda, Shop, Movie, Screw, Hear, This, Quite, Surprise, Repeat, Himself, Yeah, Night, Later, Downstairs, Little, Poodle, Skirt, Almost, About) | -
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3. Posthumous bj
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
home. One day she picked up the urn he was in, and poured him out on the coffee
table.
Then she star...
(Woman, Lost, Husband, Brought, Home, Coffee, Table, Then, Said, Know, That, Coat, Irving, Bought, With, Insurance, Money, Then, Remember, Again, Well, Beautiful, House, Hill, Fell, Love, Afford, Once, More, Here, Still, Blow, Here) | -
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4. Treating mom
A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, all dolled up,
cat put out, etc. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out the door, the
cat shot back in. They didn't ...
(Couple, They, Gotten, Ready, Taxi, Door, Shot, Back, Want, Shut, House, Wife, Went, While, Husband, Chase, Known, That, Will, Empty, Just, Goodbye, Mother, Later, Into, Sorry, Took, Long, Said, Stupid, Thing, Under, Poke, With, Coat, Come) | -
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5. The good sport
John receives a phone call. "Hello", he answers.
The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3
months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"
(John, Phone, Call, Hello, Voice, Other, This, Susan, Party, About, About, Bill, House, Took, Home, Into, Back, Seat, Told, Good, Sport, Yeah, Pregnant, Kill, Myself) | -
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6. A man's desires
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.
In high school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl.
(When, High, Girl, With, School, There, Passion, Passionate, College, Emotional, Everything, Cried, Time, Some, Found, Very, Stable, Never, About, Anything, Keep, From, Thing, Another, Find, Ambition, Ambitious, Married, Took, Everything, Want) | -
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7. The Eyes Have It
Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women?
Breasts don't have eyes!
(Find, Hard, Make, Contact, With, Women, Have) | 5
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8. Dad she is huge.
One day a father and his five year old son went to the bank to cash a check.
There was a few people in front of them waiting for the bank teller. The lady
in front of them was a rather lar...
(Father, Five, Year, Went, Bank, Cash, Check, There, People, Front, Them, Teller, Rather, Large, Well, Business, Lady, Could, Help, Notice, Size, Huge, Quiet, Must, Polite, Hurt, Weigh, Much, Truck, Said, Stop, Take, Just, About, Then, Goes, Beep, Look) | -
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9. Stumpy and His Wife
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."
And every year Martha would say, "I know ...
(Stumpy, Wife, Martha, Went, State, Fair, Every, Year, Every, Would, Like, Ride, That, There, Airplane, Know, Said, This, Never, Another, Chance, Pilot, Them, Make, Deal, Take, Both, Stay, Quiet, Entire, Word, Charge, Agreed, They, Heard, Over, Again, Still, They, Golly, Everything, Could) | -
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10. Dating a Prostitute
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this ...
(Date, With, This, Girl, Lane, When, They, There, Have, Honest, About, Short, Time, Okay, Start, Finish, Cost, Drive, Back, Into, Town) | -
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