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1. Inseparable
Me and my wife are almost inseparable, why just last week it took four state troopers and a dog to tear us apart!
(Wife, Almost, Inseparable, Just, Last, Week, Took, Four, State, Tear, Apart) | -
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2. Sex In Advertising
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either h...
(Were, Around, Town, With, Sign, Their, Which, Said, Policeman, Seeing, Them, Told, They, Either, Have, Jail, Just, That, Time, Another, Jesus, Come, Stop, Well, Little, Different, Their, Religion, Night, Took, Down, Drove, Found, Same, Area, When, Large, Again, Easy, Arrest, Began, Catch) | -
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3. Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect.
One snowy, stormy Chr...
(Once, Upon, Time, Perfect, Woman, They, Wedding, Their, Life, Together, Course, Snowy, Stormy, Christmas, This, Couple, Were, Their, Grand, Caravan, Along, Road, When, Someone, Side, Being, Help, There, Stood, Santa, Claus, With, Huge, Bundle, Children, Into, Vehicle, Soon, Accident) | -
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4. Let's Live On Love
A couple decides to get married, despite the fact that the woman doesn't know how to cook at all. After all, he says, they can live on love. After the honeymoon is over, the man goes back to work....
(Couple, Married, Despite, Fact, That, Woman, Know, Cook, They, Live, Love, Honeymoon, Over, Goes, Back, Work, From, Wife, Could, Make, Some, Full, Well, Instead, Soon, Home, Find, Down, What, Silly, Your) | -
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5. Twist Again...
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites hi...
(Spring, Bobby, Goes, Pick, Date, Peggy, Pretty, With, Hairdo, Front, Door, Father, Ready, Have, Seat, That, Cool, What, They, Planning, That, Will, Just, Malt, Shop, Drive, Movie, Screw, Hear, This, Quite, Surprise, Yeah, Night, Light, From, Later, Downstairs, Little, Poodle, Skirt) | -
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6. Stuck in the middle
One day, there's a man and his wife driving along a road. Suddenly out of nowhere, a freak cyclone sweeps through, overturning the car and ripping off both the man and woman's clothes. The Cycl...
(There, Wife, Along, Road, Nowhere, Freak, Cyclone, Through, Ripping, Both, Woman, Cyclone, Came, Himself, Help, That, Over, Your, Crotch, Down, Next, Help, Husband, Which, Well, Bloody, Chance) | -
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7. What's The Difference?
What's the difference between a woman and dog at your front door?
The dog will stop barking once you let it in!
(What, Between, Woman, Your, Front, Door, Will, Stop, Once) | -
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8. psychoanalysis
Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
(Psychoanalysis, Than, Women, When, Time, Back, Childhood, Already, There) | -
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9. Genie Can't Deliver
There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he w...
(There, Down, Street, Over, Lamp, Under, Jacket, Because, Thought, While, Running, Antique, Shop, Cash, This, Puppy, Against, Shirt, Genie, Pocket, Very, Angry, Genie, Said, Have, Enough, With, Three, Wish, Stuff, Stole, Away, From, Special, Will, Only, Give, Want, Live, Hawaii, Huge) | -
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10. What Didja Learn?
A southern girl returned home after a summer with her grandparents in Ohio. Her friends asked her what she learned on her trip.
"Well, they have these men up there who like o...
(Southern, Girl, Home, Summer, With, Ohio, What, Trip, Well, They, Have, These, There, Like, Other, What, They, Call, Them, Else, Learn, Women, Anything, Lick, Their, Most, Private, Know, When, Done, Precious) | -
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