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11. Scooby Doo
There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her
doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before
you do anything too serious, ...
(There, Woman, Getting, Went, Doctor, Smith, About, That, Before, Anything, Serious, There, Method, Every, When, Wake, Your, Give, This, Weeks, They, Were, Very, Woke, Late, Work, Time, Forgot, Through, Routine, While, Rubbing, Next, Said, Know, Hickory, Dock) | -
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12. Sick Hick
A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him.
"I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with
alcohol."
"Well," s...
(Redneck, Felt, Sick, Doctor, Seem, Find, Problem, Think, Something, With, Alcohol, Well, Said, Then, Come, Back, When, Sober) | -
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13. The Shooting
An old lady's husband had just died and she felt their was no reason to live
anymore. She called the doctor and asked exactly where her heart was. He told
her it should be under her left ...
(Lady, Husband, Just, Died, Felt, Their, Reason, Live, Doctor, Where, Heart, Told, Should, Under, Left, Breast, That, Night, Went, Room, With, Shot, Knee) | -
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14. Actual Medical Chart Notes
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the ...
(Patient, Teenage, Children, Other, Chest, Pain, Left, Side, Over, Year, Second, Knee, Then, Third, Patient, Tearful, Also, Depressed, Been, Since, Began, Seeing, Status, Alive, Without, Permission, Healthy, Male, Alert, Forgetful, Autopsy, Previous, History, White, Blood, Another) | -
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15. Perfect Hearing
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He
finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set
of hearing aids that allowed th...
(Gentleman, Serious, Went, Doctor, Able, Have, That, Hear, Month, Later, Check, Said, Your, Perfect, Family, Must, Again, Which, Haven, Told, Just, Around, Listen, Will, Three) | -
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16. Through The Desert On A Man With No Ears
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he
suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However,
he received a large sum of m...
(Accident, Only, Permanent, Damage, Loss, Both, Which, Made, Very, Self, Conscious, However, Large, Money, From, Insurance, Company, Always, Dream, Business, Went, Small, Firm, That, Knowledge, Would, Have, Hire, Someone, Three, Each, Them, Last, Question, Same, Notice, Anything, About) | -
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17. Jon and Amanpreet
Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual
contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they
got them correct, they're deemed cu...
(Were, Mental, Institution, This, Place, Annual, Contest, Best, Them, They, Correct, Free, Into, Doctor, Office, First, That, Said, What, Would, Happen, Your, Half, Blind, That, What, Both, Stood, Shook, Hand, Told, Filled, Paperwork, Exam, Gave, Came, Went, Answer, Little, Other, Explain) | -
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18. A veterinarian
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked
her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring,
etc., when she interrupted him: ...
(Veterinarian, Went, Doctor, Usual, About, Long, They, Been, Occurring, When, Look, Need, These, Kind, Tell, What, Wrong, Just, Down, Wrote, Prescription, Said, There, Course, That, Work, Have) | -
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19. The Cure
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can
do.
The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious, but can be cured by
inserting a suppository up...
(With, Stomach, Complaint, Goes, Doctor, What, That, Quite, Serious, Passage, Pain, Tell, Bend, Over, Thing, Behind, Then, Second, Dose, Same, Home, Later, Cannot, Reach, Himself, Obtain, Depth, Wife, Hand, Shoulder, Steady, Other, Medicine, What, Hurt, Just, When, Both) | -
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20. Baaaad News
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
(Doctor, Have, Good, Patient, With, First, Live, What, About, Forgot, Tell, Yesterday) | -
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