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Category: Medical
1.  Lose Weight Fast!
There one was a heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an
attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight
Watchers, and many more. None worked. O...

(There, Heavyset, Tried, Every, Diet, World, Attempt, Lose, Weight, Scarsdale, Navy, Weight, Many, More, None, Washington, Post, When, Small, That, Read, Lose, Only, Pound, Call, Give, Voice, Other, Much, Want, Very, Well, Your, Credit, Have, Representative, Over, House, About, Next)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  Glossary of Medical Terms
Benign................What you be after you be eight.
Artery................The study of paintings.
Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium................What doctors d...

(Benign, What, Eight, Artery, Study, Bacteria, Back, Door, Cafeteria, Barium, When, Section, Rome, Scan, Kitty, Made, Contact, With, Colic, Sheep, Coma, Mark, Where, Washington, Dilate, Live, Long, Friend, Than, Someone, Else, Small, Genital, Jewish, Person, Series, World, Military)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  Break A Leg
This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs that he got from a car
crash.
The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good
news and bad news.
The guy a...

(This, Hospital, With, Broken, That, From, Crash, Nurse, Into, Room, Good, First, Have, Your, Then, Beside)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  Keep off the Grass
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair
styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing
strange clothing, entered. It w...

(Nurse, Duty, Room, When, Young, Woman, With, Purple, Hair, Into, Punk, Mohawk, Variety, Strange, That, Patient, Acute, Immediate, Surgery, When, Table, Staff, Been, Green, Above, There, Tattoo, Read, Keep, Grass, Once, Surgeon, Wrote, Short, Note, Which, Said, Sorry, Lawn)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  The Miracle of Nature - Birds and Bees
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he
noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in
the whole event. The man thought to himself, "Great, h...

(Give, Birth, When, Four, Year, Fence, With, Wide, Whole, Event, Thought, Himself, Great, Have, Start, Need, Jump, Guess, Then, Answer, Everything, Over, Said, Well, Just, Eyed, Fast, That, Calf)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  Get a Second Opinion
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that...

(Went, Doctor, Because, From, Cold, Some, They, Help, Next, Visit, Gave, Shot, That, Good, Third, Told, Home, Take, Bath, Soon, Throw, Open, Stand, Draft, Patient, Know, Said, Physician, Cure, Pneumonia)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  My son
"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

(Doctor, Please, Hurry, Razor, Blade, Panic, Have, Done, Anything, With, Electric)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  Doctor Visit
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone, entered the
doctor's office. "We have come for an examination" said the young girl.
"Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that ...

(Young, Girl, Ugly, Crone, Doctor, Office, Have, Come, Examination, Said, Behind, That, Curtain, Take, Your, Aunt, Here, Very, Well, Madam, Please, Stick, Tongue)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  I Tried!
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he
accidentally shears off all then of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room
of a nearby hospital where the await...

(Tree, Through, When, Then, Room, Nearby, Hospital, Where, Doctor, Look, Yuck, Well, Give, What, Haven, What, Mean, This, Incredible, Bring, Heck, Tried, Pick)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  D.A.M.
What does D.A.M stand for?

Mothers Against Dyslexia.

(What, Stand, Against)
 
 
 
 
 
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