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1. You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if...
Your immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden.
You have delusions of being an emergency doctor.
The EMS guys think your name is the Coffee Mate.
You tell the doctors and n...
(Your, Immune, System, Your, Front, Garden, Have, Being, Doctor, Think, Name, Coffee, Mate, Tell, That, Paid, Anything, This, They, Look, Like, Some, Kind, Freak, Idea, Good, Time, Full, Code, Shift, Change, Refer, Pain, When, Fine, Anywhere, Down, Green, White, Even, Though, Italian, Thing) | -
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2. Medical Miracles
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the m...
(Japanese, About, Country, Such, Technology, Said, Take, Perform, Back, Weeks, Work, Englishman, More, Than, Heart, Surgery, Have, Ready, Just, Irishman, That, Nothing, Kidney, Into, Another, Body, Them, American, Well, Hell, That, Idiot, Taken, Texas, Half) | -
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3. P. Diddy + Kenny G. = ?
What do you get when you cross P. Diddy with Kenny G.?
An aneurysm.
(What, When, Cross, With) | -
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4. Sell the car
"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
(Doctor, Said, Would, Have, Feet, Weeks, Sell, Bill) | -
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5. You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...
Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
You think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
You get an ...
(Your, Hallucinogen, Exhaustion, Over, Gourmet, Meal, Normal, Think, That, Should, Form, Almost, Irresistible, Urge, Stand, Wolf, Your, Food, Even, Believe, Room, Equipped, With, Fountain, Yourself, Great, When, Complete, Will, Befall, Anyone, Quiet, Around, Here, Have, Referred) | -
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6. Hospital Charts
Actual writings on hospital charts:
1. she has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband
states she was very hot in bed last night.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies ...
(Actual, Hospital, Very, Last, Night, Patient, Chest, Pain, Left, Side, Year, Second, Knee, Patient, Tearful, Depressed, Been, Since, Began, Seeing, Status, Alive, Without, Permission, Healthy, Male, Forgetful, Autopsy, Previous, History, White, Blood, With, Only, Pound, Weight, Gain) | -
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7. Quizzical
A man and his son are in a car accident and are rushed to the hospital. But when he's wheeled into the OR, the doctor looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the...
(Accident, Hospital, When, Into, Doctor, Operate, This, Mother) | -
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8. National Pastime
Show me a man that thinks baseball is the national pastime and I'll show you a
man who never played doctor when he was a kid!
(Show, That, Baseball, Pastime, Show, Never, Doctor, When) | -
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9. I must have really escaped.
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody
in Room 27.
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is
empty.
"G...
(Mental, Hospital, There, Anybody, Room, Goes, Back, Phone, That, Room, Empty, Good, That, Must, Have) | -
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10. Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-p...
(Blind, Into, Next, Hear, Blonde, Joke, Back, Look, Buddy, Behind, Pound, Professional, Sitting, Over, Your, Left, Also, Still, Tell, That, Silent, Moment, Then, Want, Have, Explain, Five) | -
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