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21. College Rules
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the ...
(First, College, Dean, Some, Female, Dormitory, Will, Male, Anybody, Caught, This, Rule, Time, Second, Being, Third, Cost, There, Much, Season, Pass) | -
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22. No Luck With Women
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the docotor inquired. "Well, I'm 35 years old and I still...
(Into, Therapist, Office, Very, Depressed, Help, Like, This, What, Problem, Well, Still, Have, Luck, With, Hard, Just, Seem, Scare, Them, Away, Friend, Serious, Need, Work, Your, Self, Esteem, Each, Want, Bathroom, Mirror, Tell, Yourself, That, Good, Person, Real, Within, Week, Women) | -
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23. Waiting To Go Home
Two co-workers are leaving the office. âI canât wait to get home,â says one of them. âAs soon as I walk in the door, Iâm going to rip my wifeâs panties right off.â
âI kn...
(Office, Wait, Home, Them, Soon, Walk, Door, Right, Know, Other, Been, Much, Like, Even, Married, Serious, First) | -
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24. Chpped Off
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A man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off. He was
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(Your, Free, Site, Find, Best, Honey, Please, Accident, Penis, Hospital, Where, Doctor, Careful, Examination, Said, With, Small, Size, Medium, Extra, Large, Money, Take, Your, Time, Talk, Over, Wife, When, Came, Back, Into, Room, Found, Floor, Told, Rather, Have, Kitchen) | -
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25. Steal No Hats!
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule. When he got there, an usher ...
(Quite, Because, Lost, Instead, Would, Church, Swipe, Vestibule, When, There, Usher, Door, Took, Where, Listen, Entire, Sermon, Doorway, Shook, Told, Want, Thank, Soul, Today, Came, Steal, Your, Against, Mean, Shall, Mind, About, Adultery, Soon, Said, That, Left) | -
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26. Hunting Bears
A Pole and a Chezck go bear hunting. When they don't come back their friend go looking for them.
They find two tracks leading into the wood and follow them to a clearing. There are two gun...
(Pole, Bear, When, They, Come, Back, Their, Friend, Them, They, Find, Into, Wood, Follow, There, Ground, Blood, Over, That, Must, Have, Eaten, Loud, Noise, Much, Male, Female, Rush, Away, With, Kill, While, Cutting, Open, Polish, This, Only, Mean, Thing) | -
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27. 3 Words
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. Iâve got a special game for you. Iâll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." Th...
(This, Your, Lucky, Night, Special, Game, Anything, Want, Long, Three, Pull, Wallet, Pocket, Time, Hundred, Dollar) | -
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28. Going Fishing
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clot...
(Home, From, Office, Wife, Something, Just, Come, Have, Chance, Week, Lifetime, Leave, Right, Away, Pack, Blue, Silk, Hour, Pick, Them, Goes, Hurry, Everything, Later, Good, Trip, Dear, Great, Forgot, Your, Tackle) | -
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29. Sensitive Guy
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone s...
(Three, Were, High, Rise, Project, Steve, Bill, Charlie, Body, Away, Someone, Should, Tell, Wife, Pretty, Good, That, Sensitive, Stuff, Later, Back, Pack, Where, Gave, Told, Lady, Husband, Dead, Beer, Well, When, Door, Said, Must, Widow) | -
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30. Confession
Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the...
(Once, There, Upset, Past, That, Visit, Church, Confess, When, Confession, Area, Spoke, Pastor, Father, Sinful, Just, Tell, What, Have, Done, Lord, Will, Forgive, Steady, With, Been, Nothing, Serious, Between, Yesterday, House, Nobody, Home, Except, Sister, Were, Alone, Slept, That, Your) | -
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