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1. Mistakes Of Another
On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. âWould it be right,â he asked, âfor a person to profit from the mistakes of another?â
âAbsol...
(Church, Mass, Frank, Door, Speak, Right, Person, Profit, From, Another, Pastor, That, Would, Even, Such, Question, Case, Said, Young, Wonder, Consider, Hundred, Paid, Marry, Wife, Last, July) | -
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2. Mad Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian det...
(Certain, Very, Rare, Species, Gorilla, Within, Weeks, Female, Became, Ornery, Difficult, Handle, Upon, Examination, Veterinarian, Problem, Heat, Make, Worse, There, Were, Male, While, Their, Mike, Employee, Responsible, Ample, Satisfy, Bright, Thought, They, Might, Have, Solution) | -
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3. Cindy's Boyfriend
A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailin...
(Young, Single, Cruise, Ship, Time, Life, Second, Into, Iceberg, Sink, Around, Grab, Piece, Driftwood, Every, Last, Ounce, Strength, Miles, Through, Shark, Remote, Island, Shore, From, Exhaustion, Head, Woman, Lying, Near, Also, Wash, With, Some, Mouth, Again, Wide, Eyed, Grateful, Cindy) | -
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4. Friend For Dinner
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't f...
(Honey, Said, This, Husband, Wife, Friend, Home, What, Crazy, House, Mess, Haven, Been, Shopping, Dishes, Dirty, Feel, Like, Fancy, Meal, Know, That, Then, Invite, Because, Poor, Fool, About, Getting, Married) | -
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5. A cLose Shave
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber tak...
(Shave, While, Barber, Getting, Close, Around, Have, Just, Thing, Small, Wooden, Ball, From, Nearby, Just, Place, This, Between, Your, Cheek, Client, Mouth, With, Speech, What, Swallow, Problem, Bring, Back, Tomorrow, Like, Everyone, Else) | -
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6. Losing Weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. He's skepti...
(Fellow, Paper, Fact, That, Doctor, Lose, Next, Thing, Weight, Loss, Himself, What, They, Them, Phone, Next, There, Knock, Door, When, Before, Voluptuous, Athletic, Year, Babe, Nothing, Pair, Sign, Around, Neck, Herself, Representative, Company, Catch, Have, Without, Second, Thought) | -
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7. Mating Bulls
A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The...
(Wife, Live, Stock, Show, They, Start, Down, Alley, That, Sign, First, Bull, Stall, This, Last, Year, Husband, Nice, Proceed, Next, That, Over, Month, Could, Learn, From, This, Said, Mouth, Open, Once, Inquire, Same, Every) | -
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8. Important Rules For Men
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's ...
(Important, Have, Woman, Home, From, Time, Make, Laugh, Trust, Good, With, Very, That, These, Four, Women, Know, Each, Other) | -
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9. Unwanted Marrige
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and loo...
(Woman, Woke, Middle, Night, Find, Husband, From, Their, House, Could, Hear, Sound, Downstairs, Went, Around, Still, Again, Down, Wall, Sobbing, What, Wrong, With, Remember, When, Your, Father, Caught, Together, Were, Remember, Said, Either, Marry, Spend, Next, Prison, Would, Have) | -
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10. Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic cond...
(Shopping, Brand, Olympic, Pack, Upon, Getting, Home, Wife, Purchase, Just, Made, What, Them, Special, There, Three, Gold, Silver, Bronze, Wear, Tonight, Course, Would, Nice, Came, Second, Change) | -
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