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1. Cutting Tail
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a t...
(Bert, Took, Saint, Bernard, Doctor, Said, Afraid, Have, Tail, Back, Should, Such, Terrible, Thing, Because, Mother, Tomorrow, Want, Anything, Make, Think, Welcome) | -
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2. Great Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.
He went home a...
(John, Reilly, Beer, Said, Here, Rest, Life, Between, Wife, That, Prize, Best, Toast, Night, Went, Home, Told, Mary, What, Your, Said, Sitting, Church, Beside, That, Very, Nice, Indeed, Next, Into, Street, Other, With, About, Myself, Know, Only, Been, There, Twice, Once, Fell, Asleep, Time) | -
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3. Fired Secretary
One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary:
"Two weeks ago," I said, "was my forty-fifth birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into t...
(Another, Secretary, Weeks, Said, Forty, Fifth, Birthday, That, Anyway, Went, Into, Kitchen, Breakfast, Wife, Would, Pleasant, Happy, Birthday, Have, Present, Even, Good, Alone, Myself, Well, Children, Will, Remember, Came, Word, When, Office, Pretty, Despondent, Janet, Boss, Felt) | -
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4. Deserted Boy
A six-year old boy was the only survivor of a sinking ocean liner; he made it to an uninhabited island in the South Pacific and learned to live on his own over the course of the years.
Much l...
(Year, Only, Survivor, Ocean, Made, Island, South, Pacific, Live, Over, Course, Much, Later, Fancy, Yacht, Sank, Beautiful, Young, Woman, Came, Swimming, Shore, Have, Some, Company, Gotten, Along, Here, Yourself, Found, Different, Spear, Fish, Lagoon, Long, Been, Almost, Twenty, Well) | -
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5. Obsession
After a sexual harassment incident at work, Frank is sent to a Psychiatrist for evaluation.
The Doctor explains that he'll be showing Frank a series of inkblot images called Rorschach Inkblots...
(Sexual, Incident, Work, Frank, Sent, Psychiatrist, Doctor, That, Series, Reveal, Each, Image, Tell, First, Thing, Mind, Okay, Sure, Doctor, Pattern, What, Women, With, Next, Oral, Down, Seem, Have, Obsession, Hell, Dirty) | -
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6. Don't Laugh
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if
you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor sai...
(Went, Doctor, Said, Doctor, Problem, Treat, First, Promise, Laugh, Course, Professional, Twenty, Never, Patient, Okay, Then, Drop, Penis, Seen, Control, Himself, Fell, Floor, Later, Able, Struggle, Feet, Sorry, Know, What, Came, Over, Gentleman, Happen, Again, Swollen) | -
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7. Sweaty Husband
An eldarly couple go to the Doctor. The man complains that when they have sex, the first time is OK but during the second time he sweats like a pig.
The Doctor asks the wife if she has any id...
(Couple, Doctor, That, When, They, Have, First, Time, During, Second, Like, Wife, Idea, That, Obvious, Winter, Summer) | -
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8. the one handed man
why did the 1 handed man cross the road??
to get to the second hand shop
(Cross, Road, Second, Hand, Shop) | -
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9. Wearing The Pants
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here pu...
(Young, Couple, Just, Married, Were, Their, Honeymoon, Suite, Wedding, Night, They, Husband, Burly, Bride, Said, Here, These, Them, Waist, Twice, Size, Body, Wear, Your, That, Right, Forget, This, Family, With, That, Tried, Found, Could, Only, Hell, Into, Until, Change, Attitude) | -
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10. Final Funeral?
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the cas...
(Funeral, Service, Being, Held, Woman, Just, Away, Pall, Casket, When, They, Bump, Into, Wall, Jarring, They, Hear, Faint, Moan, Open, Find, That, Alive, More, Then, Ceremony, Again, Same, Place, Husband, Watch) | -
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