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Category: Lawyer
1.  Judgment
The prostitute's lawyer addressed the court first, "Your Honor, my client,
this lady here, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot surrounded by
a profuse growth of shrubbery, ...

(Prostitute, Lawyer, Court, First, Your, Client, This, Lady, Here, Piece, Property, Garden, Spot, Profuse, Growth, Shrubbery, Which, Agreed, Rent, Defendant, Specific, Length, Time, Exclusive, Possession, Purpose, However, Upon, Paid, Only, Half, Amount, Excessive, Since, That)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  Chief Justice
The Chief Justice of an Appellate Court invited the newly appointed Justice
over for dinner. During the meal, the new appointee, Justice Johnson, couldn't
help noticing how attractive and...

(Chief, Justice, Appellate, Court, Over, During, Meal, Appointee, Johnson, Help, Over, Course, Wonder, There, More, Between, Than, Know, What, Must, Assure, With, Professional, About, Week, Later, Came, Said, Your, Since, Your, Been, Find, That, Beautiful, Silver, Gravy, Ladle, Suppose)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  Buried Lawyers
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?

A: Not enough sand.

(What, Have, When, Buried, Their, Neck, Sand, Enough)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when
he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and
he got out to investigate.
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Afternoon, Wealthy, Lawyer, Back, Limousine, When, Grass, Road, Side, Stop, Investigate, Have, Money, Food, Poor, Come, Along, With, Then, Wife, Children, Bring, Them, Said, Other, Second, Well, They, Into, Which, Easy, Task, Even, Large, Once, Kind, Thank, Problem, Home, About, Feet)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  What's The Charge?
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.

"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three ...

(Client, Just, Come, Famous, Lawyer, Tell, Much, Charge, Said, Course, Answer, Three, Well, That, Steep, What, Your, Third, Question)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  Lawyers and Hot Dog Meat
Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?

They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

(Have, Instead, They, Become)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  Blind Justice
A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad, does a lawyer ever tell
the truth?"

The father thought for a moment. "Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do
anything to win a...

(Young, Father, Lawyer, Tell, Truth, Thought, Moment, Will, Anything, Case)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?

They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

(Hear, About, Lawyer, From, Texas, When, Died, That, They, Find, Coffin, Enough, Hold, Body, They, Gave, Buried)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  Do You Serve....
A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the
bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Sure do," said the bartender.

"Good," replied the man. "Give m...

(Into, Alligator, Leash, Bartender, Serve, Here, Sure, Said, Good, Give, Beer, Have, Lawyer, Gator)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  Hellacious
Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?
Hell was full.

(Lawyer, Heaven, Hell, Full)
 
 
 
 
 
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