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1. Gigolo
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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2. My Lawyer
A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." The
receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same questi...
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3. The Bunny and The Snake
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't...
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4. Lawyer vs. Water Fowl
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
(What, Goose, That, Duck, Lawyer, Should, Stick, Bill) | -
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5. The National Institutes of Health
The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be
using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys.
They have given three reasons...
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6. The bronze statues
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is...
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7. Being a Lawyer
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.
The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a p...
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8. What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
(What, Have, When, Lawyer, Buried, Neck, Sand, Enough) | -
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9. Substituting Rats for Lawyers
Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?
Three reasons:
1. There are more lawers then rats.
2. When rat...
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10. Who would steal?
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"
The other partner replied, "Wh...
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