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1. You're So Ugly
You're so ugly that when you walk into the room, the mice scream and jump up on chairs.
(Ugly, That, When, Walk, Into, Room, Mice, Scream, Jump) | -
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2. Breaking the Mold
When they made you, they broke the mold. Then, they found the moldmaker,
dragged him out into the street, and shot him. Repeatedly.
(When, They, Made, Broke, Mold, Then, Found, Into, Street, Shot) | -
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3. There is a Navy guy and a Marine...
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."
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(There, Navy, Marine, Goes, Leave, Without, Sailor, With, Later, They, Teach, Wash) | -
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4. You're so stupid... Police
You're so stupid that when police tell you you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.
(Stupid, That, When, Police, Tell, Broke, Speed, Limit, Offer) | -
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5. Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts
yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The
driver starts getting mad at the ...
(Little, Into, City, Right, Behind, Bull, Getting, Noisy, With, Elephant, Girl, Would, Goes, Several, Until, Angry, What, Your, Drunk, Prostitute) | -
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6. You're So Poor
You're so poor you're always talking about the time you almost ate at a restaurant!
(Poor, Always, About, Time, Almost, Restaurant) | -
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7. The Stick
''Did you ever find the guy?''
''What guy?''
''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''
(Find, What, Beat, With, Ugly, Stick) | -
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8. Employee of the Month
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance
evaluations in a large US Corporation.
(1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom........
(These, Individual, Were, Taken, From, Actual, Employee, Performance, Large, Since, Last, Report, This, Rock, Bottom, Would, Follow, Anywhere, Only, Morbid, Curiosity, Allow, Breed, This, Much, Been, More, Definite, Well, When, Under, Constant, Like, Trap, When, Mouth, That, Change) | -
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9. Perspective Insult
I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far
up my ass.
(Like, From, Your, Perspective, Head, That) | -
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10. Dirty Old Man
What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box?
Your dad!
(What, Call, Dirty, Your) | -
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