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1. Flat Chance
You are so flat, you're a pirate's dream.
He can't wait to get his hands on a sunken chest!
(Flat, Pirate, Dream, Wait, Sunken, Chest) | -
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2. Sell Your Ugly Body
You're so ugly you could sell your body to science fiction movies.
(Ugly, Could, Sell, Your, Body, Science, Fiction) | -
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3. Clearance?
Hey buddy that's a nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?
(Buddy, That, Nice, Shirt, What, Brand, Clearance) | -
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4. How many Irishmen does it take...
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.
(Many, Irish, Take, Screw, Hold, Bulb, Drink, Until, Room, Around) | -
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5. Slip Into Something More Comfortable
Why don't you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.
(Slip, Into, Something, Like, Coma) | -
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6. Yo Bitch Boy if my dog
Yo Bitch Boy if my dog was that ugly I would shave his ass and makes him walks
backwards.
(Bitch, That, Ugly, Would, Shave) | -
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7. Policeman
What to not say to the nice policeman.
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
(What, Nice, Policeman, Reach, Hold, Beer, Sorry, Radar, Detector, From, Village, People, Must, Been, About, Keep, With, Good, Thought, Good, Condition, Police, Finish, High, School, Instead, Doughnut, Check, Trunk, That, Sure, Inspire, Your, Butt, Look, Just, Like, Picture, True, People) | -
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8. Red Sox Humor
Three fans are walking to fen Way Park for the red sox-Yankees playoff series,
when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a
dead-drunk naked woman. One man p...
(Three, Park, Playoff, Series, When, They, Foot, Some, Dead, Drunk, Naked, Woman, Oriole, Baseball, Right, Breast, Left, Yankee, Over, Crotch, They, Then, Police, Made, More, Then, Down, Again, When, Third, Time, Said, What, Kind, Pervert, Just, There, Under) | -
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9. Big Fat Mopeds
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
They're both fun as long as your friends don't see you on 'em!
(What, Have, Common, They, Both, Long, Your) | -
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10. Policeman
What to not say to the nice policeman.I can't reach my license unless you
hold my beer.Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.Aren't you the guy from the Vil...
(What, Nice, Policeman, Reach, Hold, Beer, Sorry, Radar, Detector, From, Village, People, Must, Been, About, Keep, With, Good, Thought, Good, Condition, Police, Finish, High, School, Instead, Doughnut, Check, Trunk, That, Sure, Inspire, Your, Butt, Look, Just, Like, Picture, True, People) | -
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