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1. Staring Insult
If someone ever says, "What are you staring at?"
Say "I don't know, give me a minute."
(Someone, What, Know, Give, Minute) | -
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2. Pickmeup
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
(Love, Every, Bone, Your, Body, Mine) | -
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3. Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, I flicked a booger on the door and your Mama came out
and said: "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
(Your, Family, Poor, Door, Your, Came, Said, Clap, Stomp, Feet, Praise, Lord, Meat) | -
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4. Isn't She Lucky?
Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
(While, Milk, Fell) | -
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5. First Class Blondie
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class s...
(Beautiful, Young, Blonde, Woman, Plane, With, Ticket, Coach, Section, Then, Ahead, First, Class, Seeing, That, Appear, Much, More, Forward, Last, Empty, Flight, Attendant, Seat, Here, Goes, Cockpit, Captain, Problem, Back, Again, Want, Cause, Commotion, Discuss, Pilot, Take, Care) | -
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6. You're So Dumb
You're so dumb that you crashed into a parked car.
(Dumb, That, Into) | -
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7. What do you call 88 rednecks...
What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
A family reunion.
(What, Call, Orgy, Family) | -
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8. You So Poor
You so poor, every time the wind blows, your address changes!
(Poor, Every, Time, Wind, Your, Address) | -
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9. You're So Poor
You're so poor you had to fart in your pocket to make a scent.
(Poor, Your, Pocket, Make, Scent) | -
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10. Bucket of What?
What's the difference between a bucket of crap and a mother-in-law?
The bucket!
(What, Between, Bucket, Crap, Mother) | -
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