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1. K-Marts in Afghanistan
Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?
They are putting in TARGETS!!!
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2. Germans Love Limbaugh
What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
One is a flaming fascist gasbag full of hot air, and the other is a dirigible.
(What, Between, Rush, Fascist, Full, Other) | -
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3. English Football Joke
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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4. Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume
What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
Dead.
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5. Bosnian Lingo
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
(They, That, Tough, Learn, Because, Seven, Verb, Past, Present, Future) | -
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6. Gypped Gypsies
Why can't gypsies have children?
Because their husbands have crystal balls!
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7. Irish Lamp Post
Did you hear about the Irish lamp post?
It peed on the dog.
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8. Light Reading
1. The Italian Book Of War Heroes.
2. The Norwegian Book Of Cookery.
3. The Scottish Book Of Knowledge.
(Italian, Book, Heroes, Norwegian, Cookery, Scottish, Knowledge) | -
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9. CHINESE ONCE SAID.........
Man who scratch ass should not chew finger nails.
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10. Irish on Vacation
Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
A: A new bar.
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