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1. Mexican Funeral
Q: What's the slowest thing in the world?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
(What, Thing, World, Mexican, Funeral, With, Only) | -
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2. Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume
What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
Dead.
(What, Laden, Halloween, Dead) | -
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3. Gonna Back to Italy
(Attention: this must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
One day ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I
tella waitress I wanna two pissis ...
(Attention, This, Must, Read, With, Italian, Accent, Loud, Malta, Hotel, Waitress, Toast, Only, Piss, Want, Toilet, Plate, Bitch, Later, Restaurant, Spoon, Knife, Everyone, Table, Even, Know, Lady, Call, Room, There, Checkout, Desk, Peace, Back, Italy) | -
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4. Knock Knock
Q: How does a German eat mussels
A: *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* ... AUFMACHEN !!!
(German, Knock) | -
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5. Hole in One
There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and
that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was
yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX....
(There, American, That, France, Woman, Night, They, Their, While, Were, Where, Know, What, Meant, Some, Sort, Praise, Next, Went, Play, Golf, With, Them, Made, Hole, They, Said, Mean, Wrong) | -
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6. French Stamps
Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?
People were confused about which side to spit on
(Post, Office, Have, Series, Famous, Frenchmen, People, Were, About, Which, Side, Spit) | -
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7. In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you
will be unbearable.
(Lift, Being, Next, During, That, Time, Regret, Will) | -
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8. Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't know
where they are. The first guy says "I'll find out" and puts
his arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says
"We're...
(Three, Plane, Lost, They, First, Find, Then, Back, Just, Over, Paris, Know, Well, Felt, Tower, Later, Second, Flew, London, Still, Later, Last, Have, Flown, Glasgow, That, Because, Some, Bastard, Stolen, Watch) | -
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9. Aussie Tossie
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
(What, Call, Boomerang, That, Come, Back, Stick) | -
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10. Irish DUI
Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
''Aye, so I have. 'Tis ...
(Late, Friday, Dublin, Policeman, Very, Over, Been, That, Have, Know, Where, Seven, Then, There, Something, Happy, Hour, They, These, Which, Quite, Good, Four, Five, Those, Then, Drive, Friend, Mike, Home, Course, Couple, Rude, Another, Bottle, Later, Around, Coat, Until, Held, Said) | -
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