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Category: Foreign
1.  Beer Machismo
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decide to go to the pub for a drink. The coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain...
(Great, Britain, Beer, Festival, London, Decide, Drink, Coors, President, Said, Have, Only, Beer, Made, With, Rocky, Mountain, Spring, Water, Coors, Please, Bartender, Gave, Then, Budweiser, King, Order, Coke, Taken, Aback, This, Anyway, Over, Well, Then, Neither, Shall)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  Irish Fun
Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?

They were river dancing.

(Hear, About, Irish, People, That, They, Were, River)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume
What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

Dead.

(What, Laden, Halloween, Dead)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  Rules of the South
Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it
ain't worth cooking, let alone eating.
Just because one can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can't stay hom...

(Save, Bacon, Grease, Fried, Worth, Alone, Just, Because, Drive, Snow, Mean, Stay, Home, Year, Your, Into, Ditch, Panic, Four, Four, Wheel, With, Pack, Beer, Chain, Will, Along, Help, Them, Their, This, What, They, Live, Find, Movie, Bait, Same, Store, Remember, Singular, Plural, Possessive)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  George Bush , Saddam Hussein and General ...
George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove were all walking along a
beach together after a peace talk , when they spotted an empty champagne bottle
lying in the sand . They popped i...

(George, Bush, General, Cosgrove, Were, Along, Beach, Together, Peace, Talk, When, They, Empty, Champagne, Bottle, Lying, Sand, They, Open, Genie, Before, Them, Have, Each, First, Said, Wish, Army, Million, Wipe, Free, People, Iraq, Also, Fleet, Take, Done, Chief, Executive, Defeat, There)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  Saddam Hussein
What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?


Neither knew when to pull out!

(What, Have, Common, With, Father, Neither, Knew, When, Pull)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest
condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's
favourite form of birth control! This is ...

(President, Bill, Clinton, With, Factory, American, Cried, People, Form, Birth, Control, This, True, Canadian, Would, Power, Prime, Need, Your, Help, Said, Could, Send, Tide, Over, Right, More, Small, Please, White, Blue, Least, Long, Diameter, Problem, That, Hung, Trojan, Make, Away)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  Top 10 Reasons To Live On Prince Edward
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-ass bridge
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour
3. You were probably once an extra on ''Road to A...

(Even, Though, More, People, Live, Vancouver, Island, Still, Bridge, Walk, Across, Province, Half, Hour, Were, Once, Extra, Road, This, Where, Those, Tiny, Potatoes, Come, From, Economy, Fish, Arrive, Anne, Green, House, Then, Leave, Drive, Quebec, Share, Border, With, Anyone, That)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  He Has Four Balls
A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man s...
(Went, England, Trip, Woman, There, They, Grew, Like, Each, Other, Enough, Come, America, With, Flight, Home, When, Back, Said, Would, Show, American, Pastime, Baseball, Next, Took, Game, First, Came, Plate, Ball, Right, Field, Base, Third, This, What, Then, Second, Where, Then, Part, Just)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  President of France
Which ghost was president of France?

Charles de Ghoul.

(Which, Ghost, President, France, Charles, Ghoul)
 
 
 
 
 
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