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11. Fratboy
What do you call a fratboy in a suit?
The defendant.
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12. What other way?
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked
man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed
that a sexy young coed had sket...
(College, Professor, Anatomy, Class, Sketch, Naked, Around, That, Sexy, Young, Coed, With, Erect, Penis, Other, What) | -
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13. No sir!
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
(Tell, Before, Have, Good, Cook) | -
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14. Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb blonde. So she asked her friend "how could I show people I'm not just a dumb blonde?"
Her friend says, "First ...
(Once, There, Blonde, Prove, People, That, Just, Dumb, Friend, Could, Show, First, Learn, Their, Week, Them, Next, Party, Question, Know, Then, Said, What, Would, Have, Okay, Saskatchewan, Grin, Grinning, About, Easy) | -
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15. Exemplary behavior
A mother talks to her son, "You must be ashamed, son. Your teachers keep
complaining. Why won't you follow the example of your father?"
"But he's in jail."
"Yes, but he wrote in his le...
(Mother, Must, Ashamed, Your, Keep, Follow, Example, Your, Father, Jail, Wrote, That, Term, Been, Half, Exemplary) | -
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16. Bell Ringer Wanted
After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word
through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop
decided that he would conduct th...
(Death, Bishop, Cathedral, Notre, Dame, Sent, Word, Through, Paris, That, Bell, Would, Conduct, Went, Into, Belfry, Begin, Process, While, Several, Their, Call, Just, Then, Lone, There, Apply, Incredulous, Have, Said, Observe, Began, With, Face, Beautiful, Melody, Found, Forward, Strike) | -
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17. Don't bite any
HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent deseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
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18. Landing strip
Maria Ivanovna the teacher came to the class wearing a dress with a deep cut
on her chest, and there hung an airplane-shaped silver pendant. Misha stared at
the teacher throughout the cla...
(Maria, Came, Class, Dress, With, Deep, Chest, There, Hung, Airplane, Silver, Pendant, Throughout, Hour, Bell, Rang, What, Like, Strip) | -
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19. Home for Lunch
At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for
Lunch." The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a
park bench. What was unusual w...
(Exhibition, Women, Were, Home, Lunch, Three, Very, Naked, Black, Sitting, Park, Bench, What, That, Both, Middle, Pink, Penis, There, Picture, Their, Figure, This, Confusion, Help, With, Well, Said, Woman, Curious, About, Have, Afraid, They, Coal, Fellow, Went) | -
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20. Another Letter Sent By A College Student
Dear Dad,
No money,
no honey.
Your
Sonny
Dear Son,
How bad,
so sad.
Your
Dad
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