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1. SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would
like, you can ju$t $e...
(Dear, Great, Very, Hard, With, Think, Anything, Need, Would, Like, Card, Love, Hear, From, Love, Your, Know, That, Astronomy, Oceanography, Enough, Keep, Even, Student, Busy, Forget, Pursuit, Knowledge, Noble, Task, Never, Study) | -
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2. Snap
Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M
on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to
death by guillotine. The judge t...
(Three, From, Michigan, State, Kentucky, Texas, Summer, France, Were, Caught, Cocaine, Death, Guillotine, Judge, Have, Final, Yeah, Drop, Dead, Wolverine, This, Sentence, Lever, Crowd, Giant, Blade, Came, Halt, Three, Victim, Throat, Will, Cried, Next, Block, Again, What, Your, Hell) | -
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3. WRITING HOME WITH EASE
Dear Parent(s), Date:
I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of
interest to both of us.
Please send me:
__ Money (Cash) Amount: _____
__ Food (C...
(Dear, Parent, Date, Busy, Write, This, Checklist, Most, Interest, Both, Please, Send, Money, Cash, Amount, Food, Clean, What, Love, With, Myself, Married, Last, Weekend, Roommate, Ground, Walk, Gave, Black, Committed, Suicide, Left, Note, Water, Mental, Institution, Brain, Dead, Super) | 8
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4. WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD ?
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. I...
(Only, Major, Publication, Hebrew, Journal, Some, Even, Doubt, Wrote, Himself, True, That, World, What, Done, Since, Then, Have, Been, Quite, Scientific, Hard, Time, Never, Applied, Board, Permission, Human, When, Experiment, Went, Awry, Tried, Cover, Behave, Them, From, Sample, Came) | -
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5. Brand New Outfit
The farmer and his wife had worked hard, they scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large mustache and sideburns. B...
(Wife, Hard, They, Send, Their, College, Soon, Grow, Beard, Next, Grew, Large, Mustache, Being, With, Hirsute, Picture, Taken, Sent, Back, Photo, Like, Look, Count, This, Terse, Note, Idiot, Cost, Fortune, Even, Spell) | -
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6. Inside out
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: BMW's have the pricks on the inside.
(What, Between, Porcupine, Have, Inside) | -
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7. The Solution
Two guys were taking Chemistry at the University of Alabama. They were doing
well in the class and thought that going into the final they had a solid "A".
They were so confident that th...
(Were, Chemistry, Alabama, They, Well, Class, Thought, That, Into, Final, They, Solid, Confident, Weekend, Before, Week, Went, Tennessee, Party, With, Some, Great, Time, However, Everything, Sunday, Make, Back, Until, Monday, Exam, Rather, Than, Then, Found, Their, Professor, Explain) | -
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8. Arithmetic
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many
dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCE...
(Dollar, Your, Father, Another, Many, Would, Have, Vincent, Know, Arithmetic) | -
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9. Ways to annoy your Professor
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If
the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a pi...
(Leave, Permanent, Erase, Board, Whether, First, Chapter, Will, Test, Professor, Your, Textbook, Hold, Piece, Paper, That, Large, Check, Your, Least, Male, Address, When, Scream, Junior, High, Chalk, Chalkboard, Front, Sniff, Been, Correct, Least, Pronunciation, Name, Even, Smith) | -
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10. Three tasks before you can join
Dinkin, an Ohio farm boy, was trying to join a fraternity at the University of
Alaska, but the boys didn't want him.
They told him that in order to be accepted he'd have to do three ...
(Ohio, Farm, Join, Fraternity, Alaska, Want, They, Told, That, Order, Have, Three, Drink, Gallon, Homemade, Liquor, Wrestle, Grizzly, Bear, Make, Love, Eskimo, Woman, Down, Booze, Then, Into, Woods, Next, Torn, What, Never, Mind, Said, Where) | -
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