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1. Gauge
How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?
With a tire gauge.
(Measure, Graduate, With, Tire, Gauge) | -
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2. Exemplary behavior
A mother talks to her son, "You must be ashamed, son. Your teachers keep
complaining. Why won't you follow the example of your father?"
"But he's in jail."
"Yes, but he wrote in his le...
(Mother, Must, Ashamed, Your, Keep, Follow, Example, Your, Father, Jail, Wrote, That, Term, Been, Half, Exemplary) | -
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3. Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful
young girl who will want to k...
(Frog, Psychic, What, Future, Personal, Advisor, Meet, Beautiful, Young, Girl, Will, Want, Know, Everything, About, This, Great, Will, Party, Psychic, Biology, Class) | -
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4. Jane's Dirty Mind
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?”
Jane blushed and said tha...
(Jane, Sitting, Anatomy, Class, When, Question, What, Original, Size, Said, That, Know, Jimmy, Hand, Pupil, Very, Good, Have, Three, Dirty, Mind, Haven, Been, Hard, Enough) | -
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5. On account of rain
Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of
Baseball.
Jonah: Here's my paper.
Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay.
Lets he...
(Class, Have, Write, Composition, Subject, Baseball, Here, Paper, Spent, Only, Minute, Your, Essay, Hear, What, Wrote, Game, Account, Rain) | -
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6. SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would
like, you can ju$t $e...
(Dear, Great, Very, Hard, With, Think, Anything, Need, Would, Like, Card, Love, Hear, From, Love, Your, Know, That, Astronomy, Oceanography, Enough, Keep, Even, Student, Busy, Forget, Pursuit, Knowledge, Noble, Task, Never, Study) | -
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7. Counting Condoms
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"
Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday ni...
(Goes, Drug, Store, With, They, Those, High, Friday, Make, Three, College, Saturday, Sunday, Then, Married, Know, January, February, March) | -
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8. Fries with that
The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks,
"How does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost?" The
liberal arts graduate asks, "W...
(Science, Graduate, Work, Much, Cost, Liberal, Would, Like, With, That) | -
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9. KNOWLEDGE PILLS
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in
pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what
kind of knowledge pills are a...
(Somewhat, Society, Package, Basic, Knowledge, Pill, Form, Student, Some, Goes, Pharmacy, What, Kind, Pharmacist, Here, English, Literature, About, What, Else, Have, Well, History, Biology, World, These, Them, Those, Then, Math, Wait, Just, Moment, Back, Storeroom, Take, That, Huge) | -
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10. Clinton's Final Four Picks
What were Bill Clinton's Final Four picks?
Morehead State, Ball State University, Brigham Young University, and Oral Roberts University.
(What, Were, Bill, Clinton, Final, Four, State, Ball, Brigham, Young, Oral, Roberts) | -
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