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21. Bill Clinton's picture
q: why do they put bill clinton's picture on the insides of toilet bowls?
a: so the a******* can see whom they voted for.
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22. America called the land of opportunity
Why is America called the land of opportunity?
Because only in America could the lowest intern bring down the most powerful
man.
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23. How many Democrats does it take to change a light
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!
(Many, Take, Change, Light, Bulb, Irrelevant, They, Still, Know, Dark) | -
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24. clinton want to go into Haiti.
Q: Why did Clinton want to go into Haiti anyway?
A: He overheard his advisors talking about a hot spot
that one risked HIV infection from entering & he
thought they were talking about...
(Clinton, Want, Into, Haiti, Anyway, About, Spot, That, From, Thought, They, Were) | -
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25. POPPYCOCK!
Q: What does Chelsea Clinton call the sexual allegations against her father?
A: POPPYCOCK!
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26. Why do liberals travel in threes?
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes?
A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both
intellectuals.
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27. Monica Lewinsky in White House
Why did Monica Lewinsky accept an offer to work on the White House staff?
She didn't understand what "staff" he really meant.
(Monica, Accept, Offer, Work, White, House, Staff, What, Meant) | -
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28. Jeffrey Dahmer's victims
Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The Clintons' hairstyles have in
common?
A: They both look like the work of a butcher...
(What, Jeffrey, Have, Common, They, Both, Look, Like, Work) | -
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29. Bill and Chelsea Clinton
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to sc#$w the people!
(What, Were, Bill, Chelsea, Clinton, Booth, Daughter, Lesson, People) | -
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30. An optimist...
Q: What do call someone who sees the glass in front of him half full?
A: An optimist...
(What, Call, Someone, Glass, Front, Half, Full, Optimist) | -
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