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1. Clinton bumps into a new intern
Clinton bumps into a new intern in the hall. He stops, stares at her a moment
and then asks "are you new her?"
The intern replies "Why yes, I am, this is my second day."
"I thought so...
(Clinton, Into, Intern, Hall, Moment, Then, This, Second, Thought, Said, Think, Across, Your, Face, Before) | -
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2. How are Congressmen and baseball players alike?
Q: How are Congressmen and baseball players alike?
A: They are millionaires who work 3 hours a day and left in August not
finishing what they had started.
(Congressmen, Baseball, Alike, They, Work, Left, August, What, They) | -
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3. Clinton's Interns
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: Don't hit your head on the desk!
(What, Clinton, They, Leave, Office, Your, Head, Desk) | -
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4. To attend D-Day celebrations.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?
A: To attend D-Day celebrations.
(Chicken, Cross, Atlantic, Attend) | -
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5. Monica Lewinskey went to the plastic surgeon
Monica Lewinskey went to the plastic surgeon and said, "Doc, all the magazine
articles and newspaper articles say I'm fat. You think you can help me?" The
surgeon said, "I think I can hel...
(Monica, Went, Plastic, Surgeon, Said, Magazine, Newspaper, Think, Help, First, Have, Take, Your, Agreed, Doctor, Came, With, Diagnosis, Know, What, Wrong, Look, Good, Except, Those, Love) | -
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6. Titanic VS Clinton
Titanic vs. Clinton (some amazing similarities)
Titanic Video: $9.99 on Internet.
Clinton Video: $9.99 on Internet.
Titanic Video: Over 3 hours long.
Clinton Video: Over...
(Titanic, Clinton, Some, Video, Over, Long, Story, Jack, Rose, They, Forbidden, Love, Catastrophe, Bill, Monica, Villain, White, Star, Line, Starr, Part, Good, Cigar, Ditto, During, Ordeal, Dress, Spit, There, Keep, Jewelry, Return, Behind, Leonardo, Popular, Approval, Death, Goes, Home) | -
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7. Guy who attacked the White house
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the
White house with a plane was insane?
A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in
his -own- bedroom at night.
(Tell, That, White, House, With, Plane, Insane, Have, Thought, Clinton, Would, Bedroom, Night) | -
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8. "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere
Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just
like kids everywhere else."
(About, Euthanasia, Clinton, Youth, Asia, Just, Like, Everywhere, Else) | -
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9. Spelling contest
The Spelling Bee...Dan Quayle, Frank Gifford and Bill Clinton were in a
spelling contest. Unbelievably, Dan Quayle won! He was the only one of the three
who knew that 'harass' was one word.
(Frank, Gifford, Bill, Clinton, Were, Contest, Only, Three, Knew, That, Harass, Word) | -
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10. Bill Clinton and Paula Jones
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Paula Jones?
A: I told you to lick my erection! Not wreck my election!
(What, Bill, Clinton, Paula, Jones, Told, Lick, Wreck) | -
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