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1. How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a li
A: None -- He'll only promise, "change."
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2. Clinton and Scandal
What did Clinton say when asked about the scandal?
I was trying to keep my campaign promise by putting more women on my staff.
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3. How can you tell Bill Clinton is lying
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his
face?
A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.
(Tell, When, Bill, Clinton, Face, Then, Lying) | -
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4. Chrysler is introducing a new car.
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to
commemorate President Clinton's election?
A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
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5. Hillary at the Fortune Teller's
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortuneteller
of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the
mystic delivered grave news....
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6. Bill had NOTHING to give her!
Q: Why did Gennifer Flowers leave Bill and talked?
A: Bill had NOTHING to give her!
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7. Jerry Ford and Al Gore
What do Jerry Ford and Al Gore have in common?
They both got promoted because of crooked dicks.
(What, Jerry, Ford, Gore, Have, Common, They, Both, Because) | -
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8. Comparisons of Nixon & Clinton
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War
Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore
Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton: Worried about c...
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9. POPPYCOCK!
Q: What does Chelsea Clinton call the sexual allegations against her father?
A: POPPYCOCK!
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10. Clinton's Protection
Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
(What, Clinton, When, Sure, There, Guard, Right, Door) | -
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