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1. What's a conservative?
Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
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2. Hillary's Panties
One day Bill Clinton was jogging through the streets of D.C. with two of his
Secret Service agents. He turned to one and stated "I can't wait to get back to
the White House...I'm going to...
(Bill, Clinton, Jogging, Through, With, Secret, Service, Wait, Back, White, House, Agent, Make, Horny, Said, They) | -
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3. They both want a Bill's tailback.
Q: What do Marsha Clark and Hillary Clinton have in common?
A: They both want a Bill's tailback.
(What, Marsha, Clark, Clinton, Have, Common, They, Both, Want, Bill) | -
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4. Their other names for Bill and Al
Q: Who/what are/were Ren & Stimpy?
A: Their other names for Bill and Al.
(What, Were, Their, Other, Bill) | -
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5. Problem with political jokes.
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
A: They get elected.
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6. Clinton's protection
Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door".
(What, Clinton, When, Sure, There, Guard, Right, Door) | -
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7. Educational program for Americas children
The President is very excited about his new educational program for America's
children. He plans to teach sex education himself and believes he can solve the
problem of enough meat in the...
(President, Very, About, America, Children, Teach, Himself, Solve, Problem, Enough, Meat, School, Lunch, Same, Time) | -
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8. Monica's testimony
How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's testimony?
"It wasn't words I put in her mouth."
(Bill, Monica, Testimony, Mouth) | -
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9. Clinton to interns
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: "Don't hit your head on the desk".
(What, Clinton, They, Leave, Office, Your, Head, Desk) | -
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10. Because Hillary bit it off!
Q: Why did Bill use the di***?
A: Because Hillary bit it off!
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