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11. The Teacher's Gift
It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist's daughter came up and gave her teacher a box.
The teacher said, I'll bet these...
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12. Prayer from the Heart
A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner.
The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer,
thanking God for all his friends, n...
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13. Sooner...
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used
to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree
in our front yard. We rode o...
(Mother, Little, Girl, What, Childhood, Like, Skate, Pond, Swing, Made, From, Tire, Hung, Tree, Front, Yard, Rode, Pony, Wild, Woods, Wide, Eyed, This, Last, Said, Sure, Wish, Gotten, Know) | -
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14. Things Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the secon...
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15. Grace before ...
The Jones family invited Minister Chubb's over for Sunday dinner.
As they were about to dig in the minister said, "I'm now going to pray over
the meal."
Little Timmy jumped i...
(Jones, Family, Over, Sunday, They, Were, About, Said, Pray, Meal, Little, Relax, Reverend, That) | -
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16. 10 signs to see if your kid is a nerd.
10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and
authority figures.
9. Is overly enthusiastic about 'Dungeons and Dragons' and other role playing
games. ...
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17. One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she draws
a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back of
the room,Dirty Johnny stands and say...
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18. Anything But Cheerios
A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthu...
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19. For the Sick
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
"Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw ...
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20. Piss Off Winnie the Pooh
How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh?
By sticking your finger in his honey.
(Piss, Winnie, Pooh, Your, Finger, Honey) | -
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