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1. School
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer
in public schools.
(Long, There, Will, Prayer, Public) | -
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2. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contras...
(Little, Girl, Sitting, Mother, Kitchen, Sink, That, White, Hair, Contrast, Brunette, Some, Your, Well, Every, Time, Something, Wrong, Thought, About, This, Revelation, While, Come, Grandma) | -
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3. Things Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always...
(Hard, When, Your, Brush, Hair, Sister, Back, They, Always, Catch, Second, Person, Never, Year, Brother, Hold, Tomato, Trust, Watch, Food, What, People, Write, Teach, Sneeze, When, Someone, Cutting, Still, Have, Breath, Even, Same, Time, School, Stick, Wall, Hide, Piece, Broccoli, Glass) | -
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4. Love Is Blindness
A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in.
"Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"
"Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."
(Little, Room, With, Himself, When, Father, Masturbate, Much, Blind, Said, Over, Here) | -
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5. Unbearable Lightness of Being
One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that baby bear was going to live with mama bear.
Baby bear started to cry . "Whats wrong?" the judge asked b...
(Bear, Papa, Were, Getting, Divorce, Judge, That, Baby, Live, With, Baby, Wrong, Want, Said, Then, Even, More, Than, Baylor, Because, They, Beat, Anyone) | -
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6. What Is Sex?
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed...
(Little, Home, From, First, School, Said, Mother, What, Most, Modern, Gave, Explanation, Tricky, Subject, When, Form, Which, Brought, That, Into, This, Square) | -
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7. Stolen Homework
One time, when I was a kid, I forgot to do my homework, so I stole someone
else's and turned it in. After class, the teacher pulled me over. Then she asked
why I didn't turn in the homewo...
(Time, When, Forgot, Homework, Stole, Someone, Else, Class, Over, Then, Turn, Guess, Change, Name) | -
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8. A fortunate coincidence
John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call
me."
(John, Glad, Mother, Because, That, What, School) | -
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9. Help Others and Learn to Run
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy
trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell i...
(Priest, Down, Street, When, Very, Small, Press, Doorbell, House, Across, However, High, Reach, Some, Time, Position, Behind, Little, Fellow, Hand, Child, Shoulder, Over, Solid, Ring, Level, What, Which) | -
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10. Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,
"Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No", said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard...
(Little, Johnny, Came, Running, Into, House, Mommy, Little, Have, Said, Course, Then, Back, Heard, Yell, Okay, Play, That, Game, Again) | -
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