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1. Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.
(What, Tube, Glue, Other, Have, Stick, Together) | 5
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2. Daddy's face
Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath.
He points at her bush and asks, "What's that Mommy?". A little embarrassed, she
tells him that is her sponge....
(Little, Tommy, Into, Bathroom, Find, Mother, Bath, Bush, What, That, Mommy, Little, Sponge, With, Answer, Goes, Back, Some, Time, Later, Bikini, Season, Where, Your, Mommy, Again, Lost, Will, Soon, Help, Soon, Running, Found, Mean, Lady, Next, Door, Daddy, Face) | 6
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3. Where is the French border?
"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny.
"I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled.
"You poor dear," said the teacher. "Now, to return to our geography
(Look, Glum, Today, Young, Johnny, Have, Breakfast, Poor, Dear, Said, Return, Geography, Lesson, Where, French, Border, With, That) | -
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4. Three gifts
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together
for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly
mother.
The first said, "I bu...
(Three, Left, Home, Went, Their, Getting, Together, Christmas, They, Were, Able, Give, Mother, First, Said, Built, House, Second, Sent, Mercedes, Third, Both, Beat, Remember, Bible, Know, Very, Well, Parrot, That, Entire, Took, Church, Teach, Kind, Just, Name, Chapter, Verse, Soon) | -
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5. A grade school teacher
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a
living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!" Sarah stood up and said,
"My father is a professor!" Little ...
(Grade, School, What, Their, Stood, Said, Doctor, Sarah, Father, Professor, Little, Johnny, Piano, Believe, Just, Heard, Made, Point, That, Discuss, Attorney, Explain, Seven, Year) | -
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6. Code for Love
There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of ''writing a letter.''
One day, Daddy said to his daughter, ...
(There, Couple, Want, Their, Children, Know, When, They, Were, Have, Code, Daddy, Said, Daughter, Tell, Your, Mommy, That, Write, Girl, Went, Told, Ribbon, Back, Daddy, Mommy, Tell, Already, Wrote, Hand) | -
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7. The Little Fire Engine
A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck down the street. The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog'...
(Little, Fire, Truck, Down, Street, Being, Beautiful, Labrador, Rope, Tied, Around, Very, Said, Know, That, Would, Your, Neck, Then, There, Siren) | -
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8. Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.
The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at the
rubbers and asks the chemist if he has any...
(Little, Johnny, Goes, Into, Pharmacy, Chemist, Some, Pack, Other, Kind, Back, Another, What, Have, Well, Only, That, With, Them, Know, Will, Woman, They, Make, Jump, About, Feet, Ground) | -
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9. Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises
coming from his parents' bedroom. He got out of bed and walked
down the hall towards his parents room. Before he made it to
<...
(Late, Night, Little, Johnny, Woke, Some, Loud, From, Bedroom, Hall, Room, Before, Made, Gone, Little, Into, Bathroom, Father, Daddy, What, Around, Could, Just, Mice, With, Gaze, Confusion, Said, Well, Them) | -
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10. Church
One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she's going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church...
(Sunday, Little, Girl, Mother, Church, Halfway, Through, Sick, Behind, Back, About, Five, Threw, Have, Round, There, Near, Front, Door, That, Said, Sick) | -
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