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1. Set Me On Fire
What do you call a doll on fire?
A Barbie-Q!
(What, Call, Doll, Fire) | -
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2. Nice Children's Tale
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
(Little, Hood, Skipping, Down, Road, When, Wolf, Behind, What, Have, Wolf, Away, Further, Again, This, Time, Tree, Stump, Again, About, Miles, Sign, Teeth, With, That, Will, Lost, Take, Dump) | -
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3. Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked
at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible,
and he picked it up and looked...
(Little, Family, Bible, With, Them, Something, Fell, Leaf, From, Tree, That, Been, Between, Look, What, Found, What, Have, There, Dear, Mother, With, Young, Voice, Think, Adam, Suit) | -
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4. Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?
Because they had just finished a 31 day March!
(Were, April, Because, They, Just, March) | -
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5. Mommy, Mommy!
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
(Mommy, School, That, True, Course, Shut, Comb, Your, Face) | -
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6. A man has six children...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a...
(Children, Very, Proud, Himself, That, Wife, Mother, Spite, Night, They, Party, Time, Home, Find, Ready, Leave, Well, Voice, Shall, With, Husband, Back, Father, Four) | -
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7. Whiskey Lesson
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
(Professor, Chemistry, Teach, Grade, Class, Lesson, About, Liquor, Experiment, That, Glass, Water, Observe, Said, While, Worm, Into, Happy, Could, Then, Second, Sank, Bottom, Dead, What, Learn, From, This, Johnny, Back, Hand, Drink) | -
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8. Rubbing Her The Right Way
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his
mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a
man!"
Over the next couple o...
(Were, Little, Johnny, Bedroom, Rubbing, Body, Need, Over, Next, Couple, This, Several, Came, Home, From, School, Heard, When, Into, Room, Took, Threw, Himself, Bike) | -
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9. One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"Th...
(Phone, Rang, Little, Speak, Your, They, Busy, Anybody, Else, There, Police, Them, Firemen, This, Straight, They, What) | -
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10. Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual,
"And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a
minute, th...
(Little, Girl, Onto, Santa, Usual, What, Would, Like, Christmas, Child, Open, Minute, Then, Mail) | -
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