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1. Fake friendship
Bush and saddam are both driving towards each other on a motorway when they
crash bush gets out of his car and has not hurt then saddam gets out of his car
and he's not hurt bush walks ov...
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2. American people
"I think the American people - I hope the American - I don't think, let me - I
hope the American people trust me." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.
(Think, American, People, Hope, Trust, George, Bush, Washington) | -
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3. The First Lady's patriotic duties
What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president.
(What, George, Bush, Wife, American, Flag, Have, Common, They, Both, Down, Name, President) | -
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4. The vast majority
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush
(Vast, Come, From, Country, George, Bush) | -
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5. Endless hours of testimony on congressional hill.
"I'd rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know,
endless hours of testimony on congressional hill." -George W. Bush, Fort Meade,
Maryland, June 4, 2002
(Rather, Have, Them, Behalf, Nation, Than, Know, Testimony, Congressional, Hill, George, Bush, Fort, Maryland, June) | -
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6. What aew you gonna do now?
What are you gonna do now?
Look at beard and turban, this A-rab to be jailed.
'Cause you're working for the Homeland.
Spying on your neighbor is what they want you to do!
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7. Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo
George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the croud shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two as...
(George, Bush, Accomplice, Dick, Cheney, Were, Elephant, Group, Sudden, Someone, Look, That, Down) | -
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8. Hans Across Iraq
Dear Mr. Blix,
Welcome to Iraq! It is so good of you and your Weapons Inspectors to visit my humble nation once again. My people are overjoyed to assist the totally neutral and gloriousl...
(Dear, Welcome, Iraq, Good, Your, Visit, Humble, Nation, Once, Again, People, Assist, Neutral, Impotent, Their, American, That, Many, Would, Much, Rather, Third, World, Some, Ineffective, Nothing, Here, Behalf, Western, Before, Wipe, Blood, From, Down, Business, Bomb, Back, Stone) | -
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9. Ticket counters and airplanes
"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and
airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." -George W. Bush, Washington,
D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
(Here, Make, That, This, Thursday, Ticket, Will, Ronald, Reagan, Airport, George, Bush, Washington) | -
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10. What are the difference George Bush and a chimpanz
What are the difference George Bush and a chimpanzee? One has nearly the
mental abilities of a human child and the other likes to eat bananas.
(What, George, Bush, Chimpanzee, Mental, Human, Child, Other) | -
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