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1. Bush and America:
"But as a result of evil, there's some amazing things that are taking place in
America." - Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.
"The great thing about America is everybody should vote...
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2. Pulling His Cheney
George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himself
in his bathroom!"
Colin Powell says "Oh, No! Did you cut him down?"
"Cut him down...
(George, Bush, Into, Office, Dick, Cheney, Bathroom, Powell, Down, Could, Dead) | -
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3. What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld...
What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld when they told them to march to Baghdad?
We Kuwait!
(What, Bush, When, They, Told, Them, March, Baghdad, Kuwait) | -
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4. These people don't
"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves.
They send suiciders out." -George W. Bush, speaking about terrorists,
Portsmouth, N.H.
(These, People, Have, They, Hide, Send, George, Bush, About, Portsmouth) | -
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5. Al Gore's Piercings
Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?
He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.
(Gore, Nipple, Ring, Heard, That, George, Bush, Dick, Cheney) | -
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6. Things heat
1) Things heat up quickly for George at the local History Bee.
2) Listening to George Bush Jr. is always followed by nap time.
3) For my next Fairy Tale, "How Investing In The ...
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7. War Pigs
Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, âIsnât that Powell and Rumsfeld?â
The barkeep says, âYep, thatâs them.â
So, t...
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8. Picture Says a Thousand Words
Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
Please don't answer it without giving it some ser...
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9. Don't worry; I'm firmly committed to keeping it un
Q: What did Bush say when asked about the rising deficit?
A: Don't worry; I'm firmly committed to keeping it under a gazillion.
(What, Bush, When, About, Deficit, Worry, Committed, Under) | -
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10. Clinton, Now Bush, Jr.?
The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President.
The reality now is that the boy doesn't have to grow up?!Clinton, Now Bush,
Jr.?
The American myth is that every boy c...
(American, Myth, That, Every, Grow, President, Have, Clinton, Bush) | -
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