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Category: Bush
1.  George W. and Moses
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms.
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(George, Bush, Through, Airplane, Terminal, Long, White, Robe, With, Beard, Hair, Stone, Moses, Listen, Continued, Again, Even, Back, Little, Right, Answer, Thing, Last, Time, Spoke, Desert)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  Quite frankly
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teaches our children."
- Governor George W. Bush

(Quite, Only, Profession, That, Children, Governor, George, Bush)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  Storm clouds on the horizon
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the
horizon were getting nearly directly overhead." -George W. Bush, May 11, 2001

(There, Question, That, Minute, Storm, Horizon, Were, Getting, George, Bush)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  Picture Says a Thousand Words
Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
Please don't answer it without giving it some ser...

(Here, Dilemma, With, Your, Dignity, What, Would, This, Test, Only, Question, Very, Important, Please, Answer, Without, Some, Serious, Thought, Honest, Will, Able, Where, Stand, Have, Make, Decision, Other, Remember, That, Spontaneous, Scroll, Down, Consider, Each, Line, This, Work)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  BUSH AND POWELL IN BAR
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting
over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says,
"Wow, this is a rea...

(Bartender, That, Bush, Powell, Sitting, Over, There, Them, This, Real, What, Here, Planning, Happen, Well, Kill, Million, Time, Blonde, With, Shoulder, Told, Would, Worry, About)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  Dubya 'n' Drugs
During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.

"Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your ...

(During, Campaign, George, Bush, Were, Spin, Control, Past, Drug, Said, Know, True, About, Your, Cocaine, College, Fault, Rich, Born, With, Silver, Spoon, Nose)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  Knock knock
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Mr. Bush.
Mr. Bush who?
Mr. Bush but hit her belly.

(Knock, Knock, There, Bush, Belly)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  We kept the receipts
UN: Do we have any proof at all that the Iraqi possesses massive killing
weapons?
Bush: Of course. We kept the receipts.

(Have, Proof, That, Iraqi, Massive, Bush, Course, Kept)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  Domestic agenda
In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam
Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing,
and education - anything that's nee...

(Speech, Today, President, Bush, Said, Iraq, Will, Help, Iraqi, People, With, Food, Medicine, Anything, That, Domestic, Agenda, Maybe, Could, Bring, Here)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  Human cloning
"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human
cloning to come out of that chamber." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April
10, 2002

(Would, Senate, Allow, Kind, Human, Come, That, Chamber, George, Bush, Washington, April)
 
 
 
 
 
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