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1. Blonde's Challenge
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Fourth grade.
(Blonde, What, Long, Hard, Fourth, Grade) | -
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2. Turn back your car odometer
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she work...
(Blonde, Made, Several, Sell, Buyer, Because, Miles, Problem, With, Brunette, That, There, Chance, Legal, That, Able, This, Quiet, Voice, Told, Here, Address, Friend, Mine, Shop, Around, Here, Tell, Sent, Will, Turn, Back, Your, Then, Weekend, Took, Trip, Mechanic, Advice, About, Month) | -
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3. Heh. Stupid Blondes.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday?
Tell her a joke on Thursday!
(Make, Blonde, Laugh, Sunday, Tell, Joke, Thursday) | -
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4. A Blonde
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she
decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him b...
(Blonde, Down, Luck, Order, Raise, Some, Money, Kidnap, Hold, Ransom, Went, Playground, Took, Behind, Tree, Told, Kidnapped, Then, Wrote, Note, Your, Tomorrow, Paper, Under, Pecan, Next, Slide, North, Side, Shirt, Sent, Home, Show, Blonde, Sure, Enough, Sitting, Beneath, Found, With, That) | -
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5. santa and blondes
there were three people walking on the street.a smart blonde, a stupid blonde and santa clause.suddenly, they see on the ground 100$.question : wich of them pick it up ? Answer:the stupid blonde !W...
(There, Were, Three, People, Street, Smart, Blonde, Stupid, Santa, Clause, They, Ground, Question, Them, Pick, Answer, Because, Exist, Fiction) | -
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6. Baking Blondes
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They ch...
(Into, Tanning, Salon, Blonde, Said, Please, Cashier, Filled, Form, Them, They, Even, Catholic) | -
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7. Icy Blonde
How did the blonde die icefishing?
She got run over by the zamboni!
(Blonde, Over) | -
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8. So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail
in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He
unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked ...
(There, Were, Roof, Nail, Then, Another, Upside, Down, Threw, Away, Right, Side, This, Time, Many, That, Friend, Came, Over, What, Come, Those, Because, They, Other, Some, Thought, Idiot, Save, Them) | -
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9. Blonde Ambition
Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
(What, Every, Blonde, Ambition, Like, White, Learn, Alphabet) | -
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10. Waterskiing with Blondie
Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?
She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!
(Hear, About, Blonde, Pair, Still, Lake, With, Slope) | -
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