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1. What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
(What, Blond, Turtle, Have, Common, When, They, Their) | -
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2. Microwave Cookery
Why'd they create the microwave?
So blondes could cook, too!
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3. What do blondes and turtles have in common?
When they are on their backs they are screwed.
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4. Blondes 'n' Birth Control
Why don't blondes take birth control pills?
Because they keep falling out.
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5. Blonde - Death in the Family
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calm...
(Blonde, Goes, Over, House, What, Said, That, Mother, Away, Made, Some, Coffee, Down, Little, Then, Left, Next, Went, Back, Found, Again, This, Time, Just, Phone, With, Sister, Died) | -
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6. Blonde - Mating Call
What is a blonde's mating call?
''NEXT!''
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7. How do I get across that river?
A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side ...
(Dumb, Blonde, Along, Lost, Deep, Wide, River, Down, Across, When, Other, Side, Again, Another, Opposite, Bank, Tried, What, Already) | -
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8. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to put information into a computer once.
(What, Between, Blonde, Only, Have, Information, Into, Once) | -
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9. Beware the Blonde Terrorist
Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe!
(Hear, About, Blonde, That, Tried, Blow, Husband) | -
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10. How do you drown a blonde?
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
(Drown, Blonde, Scratch, Sniff, Bottom, Pool) | -
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