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1. Blonde Smoker
How did the blonde girl put out her cigarette?
She threw it in the water and stepped on it.
(Blonde, Girl, Cigarette, Threw, Water) | -
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2. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
(Tell, Blonde, Been, Your, There, White, Screen) | -
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3. Buying Flowers
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.
Redhead sighed and said, "Oh, crap, ...
(Blonde, Redhead, Down, Street, Pass, Shop, Where, Boyfriend, Redhead, Said, Crap, Again, Like, Getting, From, Your, Love, Always, Just, Feel, Next, Three, Back, With, Have, Vase) | -
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4. Blonde Pooltable
A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.
(Blonde, Like, Dollar, Rack, Your) | -
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5. Blonde With License
Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?
A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!
(Blonde, Always, Fail, Road, Test, Because, Every, Time) | -
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6. Blonde Riding Shotgun
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.
"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, " do ya see any cops following us?"
The blonde turned around for a ...
(Were, Down, Highway, Well, Over, Brunette, Wheel, Blonde, Around, Long, Look, Fact, Damn, Again) | -
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7. Lake Wannaswimma
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
"How do I get to the other side?"
"Duh! You ARE on the other side!"
(Opposite, Lake, Other, Side) | -
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8. Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for inde...
(Blonde, Down, Street, With, Blouse, Open, Nearby, Policeman, Aware, That, Could, Cite, Indecent, Exposure, Because, Your, Breast, Left, Baby) | -
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9. I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
(Confuse, Blonde, Tell, Count) | -
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10. How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it ...
(Blonde, Kill, Fish) | -
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