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31. Sick of Her
Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's
going to divorce his wife.
"Good grief," says Jim, "you and Sue are the happiest couple I know! Why on
(Fred, Quiet, Beer, Night, When, That, Divorce, Wife, Good, Grief, Couple, Know, Earth, Would, Want, Such, Woman, These, Obvious, Bliss, Well, Truth, Known, Just, With, Same, Hole, Guess, Variety, Turn, Over, Every, Again, What, Have, House, Full) | -
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32. How much stronger?
Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.
The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend
it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it ...
(Were, Lapping, Them, First, Know, When, Hard, Bend, With, Both, Time, Could, About, Tried, Problem, Next, Week, Almost, Half, Just, Hand, Second, Drunk, What, Your, Point, Well, Much) | -
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33. A seal visits a local bar
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
(Seal, Into, Bartender, Drink, What, Your, Pleasure, Anything, Canadian, Club) | -
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34. The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer
if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a
hamster, who begins dancing ...
(Into, Bartender, Will, Give, Free, Beer, Something, Hamster, Tuff, Fabulous, That, Show, Else, Another, Small, Piano, Frog, While, Seen, Nothing, Suit, Been, Entire, Time, Which, Could, Made, Fortune, That, Keep, Secret, Ventriloquist) | -
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35. Make a horse cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he sea's a big jar
full of change and a little card that reads:
Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have...
(Into, Stool, Front, Full, Change, Little, Card, That, Hello, Would, Like, This, Money, Have, Make, Horse, Laugh, Cost, Five, Bathroom, Later, They, Come, Hard, Floor, Next, Same, Again, Time, Four, Body, Before, Could, Leave, Bartender, First, Told, Dick, Than, Second) | -
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36. I don't owe anything for this drink
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy repli...
(Bartender, Sitting, What, Have, Scotch, Please, Drink, That, Five, Which, About, Anything, This, Lawyer, Nearby, Conversation, Then, Know, There, Original, Offer, Contract, Upon, Okay, Beat, Catch, Here, Again, Next, Same, Into, Bartender, Heck, Believe, Audacity, Come, Back, Never) | -
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37. Signs That You are
You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to
keep from falling off the earth. Your job is Interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood...
(Lose, With, Inanimate, Have, Hold, Onto, Lawn, Keep, From, Earth, Your, Your, Doctor, Blood, Alcohol, Stream, Career, Progress, Beyond, Massachusetts, Back, Head, Getting, Toilet, Seat, Believe, Elusive, Food, Group, Case, Think, Just, Mouth, That, Problem, Focus, While, Were, Fall) | -
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38. Mistaken Identity
A drunken guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks
her over.
He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you,Batman!?"
(Drunken, Down, Street, This, Over, Feel, Tough) | -
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39. Police man and a Bar
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for
possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar,
trip on the curb, and try his keys...
(Night, Police, Rowdy, Possible, Time, Fellow, Tumble, Trip, Curb, Keys, Five, Different, Before, Found, Then, Front, Seat, Around, With, Several, Everyone, Else, Left, Drove, Engine, Began, Pull, Away, Read, Test, Know, That, Could, Tonight, Decoy) | -
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40. Who is strongest?
A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"
The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"
The other guy politely asks "Can you hel...
(Into, Know, Here, Around, Other, Help, Push) | -
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