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11. A bet made at the local bar
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside t...
(Into, Everyone, With, Each, Group, People, They, Leave, Stand, Window, Empty, Except, This, Bartender, That, Spray, Beer, From, Mouth, Shot, Glass, Thirty, Feet, Away, Contest, Over, Even, Touch, When, Well, Guess, Yeah, Those, Piece, Could, Come, Here) | -
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12. Poor farmer
A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed. A man comes in and asks
the farmer,
'Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?'
Farmer: 'Some thi...
(Sitting, Village, Getting, Here, This, Beautiful, Drunk, Some, Just, Explain, What, That, Horrible, Well, Must, Know, Today, Just, Bucket, About, Full, Took, Left, Over, That, Deal, Then, Tied, Post, With, Some, Rope, Then, Down, Continued, Milk, Right, Again, Back, Stupid, Tail, Have) | -
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13. He is a very fast drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." Th...
(Goes, Into, Himself, Stool, Bartender, What, Buddy, With, Seven, Make, Them, This, Slug, Down, Then, Next, Until, Gone, Almost, They, Were, Drink, Fast, What, Have, Dollar) | -
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14. Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink
when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say
liver and cheese in a sentence...
(Bell, Doberman, Bulldog, Drink, When, Great, Female, Collie, Them, Whoever, Cheese, Sentence, Have, Love, That, Good, Enough, Hate, Alone, Mine) | -
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15. The bartender asks the guy
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy
answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says
"That'll be five dollars", to which the...
(Bartender, Sitting, What, Have, Scotch, Please, Drink, That, Five, Which, About, Anything, This, Lawyer, Nearby, Conversation, Then, Know, There, Original, Offer, Contract, Upon, Okay, Beat, Catch, Here, Again, Next, Same, Into, Bartender, Heck, Believe, Audacity, Come, Back, Never) | -
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16. You looked a lot like my wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apolog...
(Serious, Drunk, Into, Some, Time, Only, Woman, Over, Silly, Sorry, Thought, Were, Wife, Look, Like, Insufferable, Good, Funny, Even, Sound) | -
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17. A amn with his Pistol
Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other,
"How's your sex life, buddy?"
The other guy answers, "Not too good. Every time me and the missus have sex,
(Their, Other, Your, Life, Buddy, Good, Every, Time, Have, Interest, Halfway, Through, Very, First, Yeah, Know, What, Mean, Same, Problem, Found, Cure, Pistol, Under, When, Steam, Simply, Gave, Such, Fright, That, Enough, Wish, Done, Think, Next, They, Back, Again, With, Talk, About, Last) | -
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18. This tells me that I must be drunk
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartend...
(Into, Shot, Then, Shirt, Pocket, Another, Again, Bartender, Curious, Every, Time, Order, Look, Your, Have, Picture, Wife, When, Good, Home) | -
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19. Making a confession
A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional,
and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract ...
(Drunken, Into, Catholic, Church, Down, Said, Nothing, Priest, Attract, Drunk, Attention, Still, Then, Wall, Three, Final, Attempt, Speak, There, Paper) | -
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20. The Bailey Beverage
This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be
happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to try.
She gets back to the table an...
(This, Head, Local, Girl, Happy, Pick, Round, Heard, Drink, Back, Table, Measure, Bailey, Other, Full, Lime, Juice, What, Have, Swig, Hold, Your, Mouth, Then, Little, Dubious, Told, Because, Cute, When, Enthusiastic, First, Smooth, Creamy, Warm, Then, About, Second, Cream, Into, Face) | -
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