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1. Some very common traits in two drunks
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm fro...
(Only, Other, Patron, Could, Drink, Course, First, Then, Where, From, Ireland, Second, Have, Another, Round, Curious, Dublin, Believe, Curiosity, Again, What, School, Saint, Mary, This, Went, About, That, Time, Down, Been, Bartender, Nothing, Much, Drunk) | -
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2. Rodney in Bar
Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots. One for me
and one for my best buddy here."
The bartender says, "You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until ...
(Rodney, Into, Bartender, Give, Best, Buddy, Here, Bartender, Want, Both, Wait, Until, Your, Pour, Them, Pocket, With, That, Little, Inch, From, Mean, Drink, Much, Sure, Then, Some, Sure, Enough, That, What, Else, Walk, Down, Fetch, Back, This, What, Talk, With, Look, Surprise, Talk, Tell) | -
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3. Charge By The Inch
Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side.
An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey ! How
about it babe ? You an...
(Many, Beginning, Ugly, Side, Female, Down, Beside, About, Babe, Move, Said, Honey, Sure, Look, Like, Could, Money, Have, Extra, Back, Just, What, Think, Charge, Inch) | -
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4. Two women were at a bar
Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other and said, "You know, 80
percent of all men think the best way to end an argument is to make love."
"Well," said the other woman," that wi...
(Women, Were, Other, Said, Know, Percent, Think, Best, Argument, Make, Love, Well, Woman, That, Will, Game, Hockey) | -
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5. Dumb drunk
A guy walks into a bar and he orders a whiskey. He sits down and just before
he takes a sip of his whiskey a guy runs in and says, "Bill! Your house burnt
down!"
So he runs outs...
(Into, Down, Just, Before, Bill, Your, House, Burnt, Then, Have, Goes, Back, Another, Died, Horse, Little, Almost, When, Another, Lottery, Bank, Name) | -
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6. A businessman enters a tavern
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double
martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt
pocket, then orders the bartender to ...
(Businessman, Tavern, Down, Double, Martini, Drink, Inside, Shirt, Pocket, Then, Bartender, Prepare, Another, That, Again, Bring, Look, Buddy, Night, Long, Tell, Look, Your, Before, Order, Photo, Wife, When, Good, Know, Time, Home) | -
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7. Some yogurt visits a local bar
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."
One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why n...
(Yogurt, Walk, Into, Bartender, Cottage, Cheese, Them, Serve, Your, Kind, Here, Back) | -
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8. Blowing chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and has getting really drunk and he goes home. He comes
back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, "Do you want to
drink?"
And the man...
(Okay, Getting, Drunk, Goes, Home, Back, Next, Jacket, Bartender, Want, Drink, Last, Night, That, Okay, Everyone, When, They, Then, Name) | -
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9. Dyslexic
A dyslexic walks into a bra....
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10. Newly issued alcohol warnings
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
(Toronto, Board, Health, That, Alcohol, About, Possible, Peril, Pint, Alcoholic, Beverage, Consumption, Cause, Wake, With, Breath, Could, Knock, Buzzard, Dead, Animal, Hundred, Away, Major, Factor, Like, Idiot, Tell, Same, Story, Over, Again, Until, Your, Want, Assault, Boss, What) | -
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