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1. A man with his wheel chair
A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good Samaritans and
get him home.
So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to
the car, he fa...
(Drunk, Some, Decide, Good, Home, They, Pick, Floor, Drag, Door, Down, Three, When, House, Help, Four, More, They, Ring, Bell, Here, Your, Husband, Wife, Where, Hell, Wheelchair) | -
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2. Nightclub
A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer won't let him in the guy asks,
"'Why not?"
"Because you're not wearing a tie," says the bouncer.
"But I have come all the way...
(Goes, Nightclub, When, Because, Have, Come, From, Other, Town, Sorry, Mate, That, Back, Find, Something, Like, Them, Around, Himself, Club, This, Right, Well, Then, Start, Anything) | -
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3. Golden Urinal
A man comes home late one night, drunk.
"Where have you been?" asks his wife.
"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and
a golden urinal!" ...
(Home, Late, Night, Drunk, Where, Have, Been, Wife, Golden, They, Golden, Beer, Urinal, This, Suspicious, Hold, Other, Think, Line, Your, Saxophone) | -
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4. Drunk at your door
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over
and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time...
(With, Wife, When, There, Knock, Door, Over, Clock, Half, Past, Three, Getting, This, Time, Then, Answer, That, Himself, Goes, Downstairs, Take, Homeowner, Long, Drunk, Give, Push, Lost, Back, What, Dave, Very, Nice, Remember, Night, Broke, Down, Rain, Pick, From, Baby, Again, What, Would) | -
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5. Braggadocio
Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.
"My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now
owns the dealership and just gave one of hi...
(Four, Bragging, About, Their, First, Just, Gave, Four, Choice, Said, Second, Lunch, Real, Estate, Office, Mansion, Third, Stock, Exchange, Stock, Well, Fourth, Several, Plus, Side, Between, Them, They, Million, Birthday) | -
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6. A seal visits a local bar
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
(Seal, Into, Bartender, Drink, What, Your, Pleasure, Anything, Canadian, Club) | -
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7. Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar commiserating. One says, "Man!
If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass."
The second salesman says, "Watch you...
(Furniture, Salesman, Sitting, Move, Some, This, Month, Lose, Second, Watch, Your, Mouth, There, Lady, Next, Friend, Woman, That) | -
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8. 14 pints of Guinness
A bloke goes into a pub.
The barmaid asks what he wants.
'I want to put my head between your tits, and lick the sweat off,' he
replies.
'You dirty bastard!' shouts the ...
(Bloke, Goes, Into, What, Want, Head, Between, Your, Lick, Sweat, Dirty, Bastard, Before, Husband, Will, Never, Again, Apology, Pull, Down, Spread, Cottage, Cheese, Arise, What, That, Filthy, Once, Right, Give, Last, Chance, Turn, Upside, Fill, Pussy, With, Drink, Sitting, Tally, Love) | -
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9. Designated drunk
A COP WAS WATCHING THIS PARTICULAR BAR KNOWN FOR TROUBLE HOPING TO CATCH A
DRUNK DRIVER. HE WAITS A LONG WHILE BEFORE HE FINALLY SEES A GUY COMES OUT. THE
GUY STUMBLES OF THE TOP STEP AND...
(This, Particular, Known, Trouble, Catch, Drunk, Long, While, Before, Step, Flat, Face, Keys, Wrong, Over, Another, Again, Until, Goes, Three, More, Right, Himself, That, Throw, Book, Around, With, Meantime, Everyone, Their, Leave, Where, Then, Test, Stumble, Your, Several, Found, Know) | -
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10. Stumpy-legged pink dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, "Geez that's a
weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail, but I bet my
rottweiler would beat the heck ou...
(Into, With, Leash, That, Weird, Stumpy, Pink, Have, Tail, Would, Beat, Heck, Laid, Down, Yard, Another, Bull, Will, Trip, When, Over, There, Terrier, Place, What, Breed, Anyway, Until, Same, Every, Other, Alligator) | -
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