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Category: Animals
21.  Those Crazy Vermont Folk
Why do people in vermont were kilts?

Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.
(People, Vermont, Were, Sheep, Hear, From, Mile, Away)
 
 
 
 
 
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22.  Amishamed Of Myself
What do you call an Amish man on the side of the road, with his hand up a horse's ass?
A mechanic.
(What, Call, Side, Road, With, Hand, Horse, Mechanic)
 
 
 
 
 
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23.  Whale's Tale
What do you get when you cross a blue whale and a sperm whale? I don’t know but you got a little something on your chin there.
(What, When, Cross, Blue, Whale, Sperm, Know, Little, Something, Your, Chin, There)
 
 
 
 
 
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24.  The Golden Mug
A guy walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on a shelf above the bartender and it said “Win this...free beer for LIFE!” The man walked up to the bartender and asked “how do I win t...
(Into, Golden, Shelf, Above, Bartender, Said, This, Free, Beer, Life, That, Drunken, Over, There, Knock, Punch, Toothache, Tooth, Take, Lady, Been, While, Screw, Drunk, With, Then, Goes, Back, Alley, Some, Then, Pair, Pliers, Where)
 
 
 
 
 
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25.  The Octo-cow
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

An animal that can milk itself!
(What, When, Cross, Octopus, With, Animal, That, Milk, Itself)
 
 
 
 
 
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26.  The Lion and the Turkey
There once was a lion, whose best friend was a turkey.

There was a great famine and the lion was pretty hungry, so the turkey ate him and put him out of his misery.
(There, Once, Lion, Whose, Best, Friend, Turkey, Great, Famine, Pretty, Hungry, Misery)
 
 
 
 
 
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27.  Traveling on Friday
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

The horse's name is Friday!
(Cowboy, Into, Town, Friday, Three, Later, Horse, Name)
 
 
 
 
 
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28.  Skunk
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?

It was out of odor!
(Skunk, Phone)
 
 
 
 
 
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29.  Bah Ram Ewe
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

Because he didn't see the ewe turn.
(Fall, Cliff, Because, Turn)
 
 
 
 
 
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30.  Lonely Fishermen
What do you call a lonely fisherman?

A Master-Baiter.
(What, Call, Fisherman)
 
 
 
 
 
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