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1. Moron
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
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2. The Mystery of the Humming Bees
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
(Because, They, Know) | -
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3. Gorilla Control
A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying...
(Animal, Control, Town, Because, There, Gorilla, Roof, Figure, Down, Soon, Small, Baseball, Okay, Here, What, Onto, Your, Threaten, With, This, Until, When, Little, Will, Bite, Great, Case, Fall, Instead, Shoot) | 6
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4. A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally passes out near the pool tables and the man decides...
(Giraffe, Walk, Into, Start, Quiet, Night, Goes, They, Pretty, Drunk, Near, Pool, Home, Leave, That, Here, Lion) | -
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5. National Bird
Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?
The spread eagle!
(Hear, Clinton, Bird, Spread, Eagle) | -
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6. The Duck and the Condom
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks f...
(Their, Honeymoon, Stay, Hotel, They, About, Make, Love, Male, Duck, Haven, Ring, Down, Room, Service, Some, Woman, Would, Like, Them, Your, Bill, Suffocate) | -
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7. Three Nuns and a Parrot
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day. On the way they would pass a house where a parrot lived. The parrot would call out three colors every time the nuns would pass by. T...
(Three, Church, From, Their, Every, They, Would, Pass, House, Where, Parrot, Call, Three, Time, They, Soon, That, Tried, Fool, While, Even, Different, Never, Wrong, When, Across, Spoke, Loud, Straight, Straight) | -
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8. Elephant Farts vs. Saloon
What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?
One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!
(What, Between, Saloon, Elephant, Room, Other) | -
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9. Green and Jumpy
What is green and jumps from bed to bed?
A prostitoad.
(What, Green, From) | -
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10. Math Dog
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
The wrong answer.
(What, When, Wrong, Answer) | -
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