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1. Chicken Crossfire
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."
Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the ch...
(Chicken, Cross, Road, Buchanan, This, Question, Steal, From, Decent, Hard, American, With, Toad, Been, Told, Grandpa, Someone, That, Good, Enough, Colonel, Sanders) | -
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2. The Smartest Dog Ever
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth,...
(From, Shop, Note, Mouth, Lamb, Please, Money, Wait, Green, Light, Look, Both, Trot, Across, Road, Stop, Timetable, Bench, When, Around, Front, Then, Into, Scenery, Awhile, Back, Push, Button, House, Stoop, Goes, Down, Path, Himself, Against, Door, This, Again, Answer, Wall, Garden, Head) | -
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3. Bullfight Buffet
A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the touri...
(Goes, Spain, Nearby, Restaurant, Very, Huge, Plate, Which, With, Relish, Next, Same, Again, Once, Brought, Even, More, Scrumptious, Third, Fourth, Fifth, They, Bring, Small, What, Senor, Always) | -
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4. Don't Welsh On Me
Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep push back harder!
(Welsh, Shag, Sheep, Cliff, Push, Back) | -
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5. Naked Man
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you drink water with that?
(What, Elephant, Naked, Drink, Water, With, That) | -
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6. Which Way?
Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way w...
(There, House, Front, South, Back, North, Right, Side, West, Left, East, Which, Will, Roll) | -
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7. Stinkin' Proof
One day, an old lady went to the store to get some food for her dog.
When she got to the counter to pay, the cashier said she needed proof that the old lady had a dog because some old p...
(Lady, Went, Store, Some, Food, When, Cashier, Said, Proof, That, Because, People, Have, Been, Known, Just, Animal, Themselves, Home, Puppy, Bought, Week, Later, Once, Again, Came, Back, Weeks, Same, Market, Something, Held, Front, Told, Then, Smell, Them, Like, Poop, Toilet, Paper) | -
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8. Moron
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
(Moron, Throw, Window, Butterfly) | -
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9. Big Pink Gorilla
One day in the middle of the desert a man's car breaks down. He remembers seeing a gas station near by, so he decides tp push his car. The man finally gets to the gas station and has the car fixed....
(Middle, Desert, Down, Seeing, Near, Push, Mechanic, Where, Nearest, Hotel, Here, About, Miles, Road, There, Room, Under, Cactus, What, Touch, Pink, Gorilla, Door, Behind, Another, Then, Third, Behold, Docile, Cute, Soft, Dying, Help, Himself, Over, Cage, Through, Soon, Finger, Chest) | -
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10. What animal should you never play cards with?
What animal should you never play cards with?
A cheetah!
(What, Animal, Should, Never, Play, With, Cheetah) | -
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