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1. Round and Round It Goes
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
Roast chicken!
(What, Animal, Least, Roast, Chicken) | -
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2. Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
''It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?''
(What, Elephant, Naked, Nice, Pick) | -
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3. Shoulda Said
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.
''Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?''
''Dogs can't talk, pal. But if you can prove to me your...
(This, Into, With, Golden, Drink, House, Talk, Prove, Give, Kick, Your, Okay, Tell, What, Roof, Bartender, That, Bark, Sandpaper, Feel, Ruff, What, Hell, Pull, Okay, More, Question, Please, Buddy, Tell, Ball, Ruth, Onto, Sidewalk, Then, Next, Maybe, Said) | -
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4. Chicken on the Football Field
Why did the chicken run onto the football field?
Because the umpire called a foul.
(Chicken, Onto, Football, Field, Because, Umpire, Foul) | -
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5. A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights...
Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday.
How is that possible?
A: His horse was named Friday.
(Friday, Three, Then, That, Possible, Horse) | -
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6. Donkey Compliment
How do you compliment a donkey?
''Hey, nice ass!''
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7. Circumcisional Evidence
How do you circumcisce a whale?
With four skin-divers...
(Whale, With, Four, Skin) | -
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8. Don't Welsh On Me
Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep push back harder!
(Welsh, Shag, Sheep, Cliff, Push, Back) | -
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9. Sons Devoted to Mom
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother.
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10. Pop a Cap in the Lion's Gluts
There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral of the...
(There, This, Lion, Just, Eaten, Bull, Felt, Good, Mouth, Until, Hunter, Came, Along, Shot, Moral, Story, When, Full, Keep, Your, Shut) | -
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