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1. Of Elephants and Marshmallows
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
Because he didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate
(Elephant, Stand, Marshmallow, Because, Want, Fall, Into, Chocolate) | -
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2. There was just a dog fight
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler
outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua...
(Into, Anyone, Here, That, Yeah, What, About, Well, Think, Just, Could, Your, Little, Runt, Kill, Stuck, Throat) | -
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3. To take over the other side.
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
(Iraqi, Chicken, Cross, Road, Take, Over, Other, Side) | -
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4. A first-aid kit
Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid kit!
(What, Call, Cross, First) | -
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5. Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
Dogs tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening'.
It's yellow, not white -- I've been there tonight,
marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That'...
(Ring, Lane, Snow, Yellow, White, Been, There, Tonight, Winter, Wonderland, Smell, That, Tree, That, Sign, Wand, Avoid, Where, Property, Meadow, Will, Build, Design, Then, Lift, World, Know, Mine, Straight, From, Fence, Post, Natural, Incense, Boast, Stay, Turf, This, Small, Piece, Earth) | -
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6. Investigating a terrible accident
There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get n...
(There, Terrible, Accident, Except, Monkey, Which, Board, There, Were, Police, Investigate, Further, They, Last, Interrogate, Respond, Their, With, Seeing, That, Start, Chief, What, People, Head, Around, Yeah, What, Else, Hand, Mouth, Bottle, They, Okay, Anything, Back, Forth, Such) | -
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7. Two fools are about to go flying
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap ...
(Stand, Cliff, With, Their, Some, Each, Other, Couple, They, Both, Leap, Fall, Ground, Next, Intensive, Care, Hospital, Moron, Think, Much, This, Yeah, Keen, Either) | -
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8. Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan."
"Well Mr.. frog, go over there to Mrs. Black's desk, she is the loan manager,
I'm sure she will be happy to talk to you," The head d...
(Frog, Into, Bank, Loan, Well, Over, There, Black, Desk, Sure, Will, Happy, Talk, Head, Patty, Frog, Have, Some, Paperwork, Sign, Wait, Right, Here, This, Point, Knapsack, Golden, Disk, What, Back, Boss, Know, What, Knick, Knack, Give) | -
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9. What do you get when you cross a Scottish...
What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?
The Dolly Llama.
(What, When, Cross, Scottish, Sheep, With, Peruvian, Mountain, Goat, Dolly, Llama) | -
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10. WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST?
There was this tiger who woke up one morning and just felt great. He just felt
so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: "WHO IS THE
MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ...
(There, This, Tiger, Woke, Just, Felt, Great, Good, Went, Small, Monkey, Jungle, This, Poor, Little, Course, Than, While, Later, Deer, Hard, Speak, Stammer, Animal, Jungle, Being, Roll, Elephant, That, Some, Voice, Well, With, Trunk, Down, Again, Until, Blur, Orange, Black, Into, Nearby) | -
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