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Category: Animal
1.  A frog calls a psychic
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched
hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his
psychic.

A frog telephones t...

(Psychic, Network, Have, Here, Story, Frog, With, Psychic, Told, Meet, Beautiful, Young, Girl, Will, Want, Know, Everything, About, This, Great, Will, Party, What, Next, Semester, Biology, Class)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  Gum Crossing
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom.

(Cross, Road, Because, Stuck, Chicken, Bottom)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  Because it was a double-crosser
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

(Chicken, Cross, Road, Twice, Because, Double)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  Evil Tuna
Did you hear about the evil tuna?
Rumor has it he was rotten to the albacore.

(Hear, About, Evil, Tuna, Rotten, Albacore)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  Little Green Balls
What do you have when you have two green balls in your
hand?
Kermit's undivided attention!

(What, Have, When, Green, Your, Hand, Kermit, Attention)
 
 
 
 
 
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6.  Mother nature
A man and his wife are out playing golf. They tee off and his drive goes to
the right while her drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch
of buttercups.

She gra...

(Wife, Golf, They, Drive, Goes, Right, While, Left, Ball, Patch, Club, Mighty, Swing, Beautiful, Second, Shot, Process, Hell, Woman, Nowhere, Mystery, Mother, Nature, Like, From, Able, Stand, Taste, Each, Time, Will, Become, Point, Total, Nausea, Then, Shaken, Husband, Where, Your, Over)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  What do you call 100 cows in a field...
What do you call 100 cows in a field all masturbating?
Beef Stroke-n-off

(What, Call, Field, Beef, Stroke)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  Here, Chicken, Chicken
Where is the world's fastest chicken from?
Ethiopia!

(Where, World, Chicken, From, Ethiopia)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  Gator Bite
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator
up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's m...

(Into, With, Alligator, Side, Make, Deal, Open, This, Mouth, Place, Inside, Then, Gator, Will, Close, Minute, Then, Unit, Return, Spectacle, Each, Drink, Crowd, Their, Approval, Stood, Beer, Bottle, Hard, Head, First, Free, Again, Made, Another, Offer, Anyone, Give, Hush, Fell, Over, While)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  Nutty Mutts
malamute x pointer = moot point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seem
to matter.

bull terrier x s***** = bulls****, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

pointer x sette...

(Moot, Point, Seem, Bull, Terrier, Gregarious, Breed, Christmas, Kerry, Blue, Skye, Great, Dachshund, Abstract, Irish, Water, Spaniel, English, Fresh, Clean, Whistle, Labrador, Coat, Choice, Newfoundland, Hound, Newfound, Asset, Financial, Bulldog, That, Awful, Bloodhound, Collie)
 
 
 
 
 
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