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1. One-Armed Man
Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
A: wave at him.
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2. Barbie
What does Barbie use as a tampon?
A Tic-Tac.
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3. Polish Frogmen
Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
Because it's their national bird.
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4. Fish
Q: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
A: Dam.
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5. What's the Score?
Q. What do Michael Jackson and the Yankees have in common??
A. They both need a twelve-year-old boy to score!
(What, Michael, Jackson, Have, Common, They, Both, Need, Twelve, Year, Score) | -
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6. Car Dealership Funny
I went to a car dealership to look at cars, and saw a sign that read, ''If you want to get back on your feet... miss a car payment.''
(Went, Look, Sign, That, Read, Want, Back, Your, Feet, Miss) | -
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7. Inheritance
Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
(Have, Heard, About, Object, Become, Wealthy, Inheritance) | -
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8. A very happy psychic
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are like. The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he...
(Went, Just, What, They, Like, Psychic, Thing, Grinning, From, Merriment, Fact, That, Gullible, Public, Gave, Poke, Nose, Guess, Rest, Happy, Medium) | -
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9. Knock Knock... Nobel
Knock knock
* Who's there?
Nobel.
* Nobel who?
No bell so I knocked!
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10. Geometry Fun
What's round and snarling?
A vicious circle.
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