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1. Orange
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice!
(Orange, Stop, Down, Hill, Because, Juice) | -
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2. Oceans Apart
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
(What, Atlantic, Ocean, Pacific, Nothing, They, Just) | -
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3. Run, Little Cow
Why did the calf cross the street?
To get to the udder side.
(Calf, Cross, Street, Side) | -
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4. Funny Bumper Stickers
List of the Funniest Bumper Stickers In America
1. Constipated People Don't Give A shit.
2. That is so five minutes ago!!
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Ca...
(List, People, Give, That, Five, Drink, Park, Cause, Fuse, Your, Tampon, Believe, Oral, Keep, Mouth, Shut, Please, Tell, Polite, Point, Phone, Butt, Maybe, Could, Drive, Little, Roll, Student, Pregnant, Thank, Nothing, First, Succeed, Blame, Someone, Else, Seek, Nature, Hard, Read, This) | -
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5. General Failure
Who is this General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
(This, General, Failure, Hard, Drive) | -
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6. Poor House
You are so poor, thieves break in and leave things.
(Poor, Thieves, Break, Leave) | -
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7. Grant Bar and Casino
Grant's Bar and Casino:
Liquor in the front,
Poker in the rear.
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8. What do you call a mushroom...
What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?
Fungi to be around!
(What, Call, Mushroom, That, Goes, Into, Everyone, Night, Long, Fungi, Around) | -
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9. A Drunken Leprechaun
A drunk leprechaun was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Ple...
(Drunk, Home, With, Pint, Booze, Back, Pocket, When, Fell, Feet, Felt, Something, Running, Down, Please, Blood) | -
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10. star trek
what do the star ship enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
they both travel around uranus searching for klingons
(What, Star, Ship, Enterprise, Toilet, Paper, Have, Common, They, Both, Travel, Around, Uranus) | -
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