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1. Boo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only me!
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2. Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain
merged with the A & P?
Yup..now they call it the...Stop & P.
(Hear, That, York, State, Stop, Shop, Grocery, Chain, With, They, Call) | -
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3. What Do You Call...
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug.
(What, Call, With, Spade, Head, Doug) | -
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4. The Last Southern Virgin
What do you call a 12 year old girl from Louisiana who's a virgin?
Faster than her brothers.
(What, Call, Year, Girl, From, Louisiana, Virgin, Than) | -
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5. What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
Depth perception.
(What, Between, Brown, Head, Depth, Perception) | -
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6. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"
Sent by Sarah
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7. Happiness
Happiness is waking up in the morning and finding a picture of your boss on the side of a milk carton.
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8. One-Legged People
Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
A: IHOP
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9. A nervous wreck
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
(What, Bottom, Ocean, Nervous, Wreck) | -
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10. Frosty
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?
A: He saw the snow blower coming!
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